Oh hey, Anon Babble is back

It's been a wild april fool's day.

Anyone save the Aradia from the Anon Babble thread?

Vriska…I love u…

too much knotted jade for my liking but it's a miracle on its own that we even got one decent day to talk about the comic. I don't actively check here anymore but the april fool's event at least reminded me that there are people out there who read it and aren't instantly transmogrified into trans twitter artists who spend their days shrieking about the orange man. I haven't engaged in the fandom in so long...I almost feel like a foundling, completely alien from the comic I know nearly front to back.

i jumped off the site when the last blue boards fell. the spam was too annoying

I'm glad everything is back to normal but this was a wild ride. From the ponies returning to Anon Babble to the split threads of Anon Babble and Anon Babble to the chaos that was the initial Anon Babble thread. Crazy stuff

too much knotted jade

no such thing

we love jade here

the first thread jannies banned when Anon Babble came back was /hst/, they banned homestuck before the loli and ponies

that's how much the jannies hate homestuck

Jannie, one Jannie.

"horse porn and child porn are fine, its those fucking gutterbloods we need to prune"

Homestuck is the Antichrist to normalfags

lol

jannie will never escape the candy timeline and is mad

so much jade knot.... the horror... the horror...

I'll never forgive Hussie for taking this away from me.

Homestuck WILL forever be a part of Anon Babble and Anon Babble, idfc.

if that drawfag comes back i hope he makes a fef with huge lips

Look. Sacrifices had to be made to keep that initial Anon Babble thread running. The other threads after that were just everything goes Anon Babble threads but idk, there's something fun about being able to just talk and post about anything

terezi is for john egbert

hst was a stealth general organized by off site raiders senpai. even hsg has less chances of a ban

so true

Alright guys, we had a good time with that first /hsg/ a while ago but let's not repeat that, okay? No more /hsg/ even if it hurts. I'm talking to you, hsg fag

Why don't we make a new thread on Friday, see how that goes?

So what's the plan??? HS threads every Tuesday and Thursday??

Let's just gather our rosebuds while we may.

this is casual homestuck talk no big issue

Homestuck threads whenever we want and the janitors who moved here from Reddit can get fucked up the arse with a red-hot poker.

a thread a week will likely be enough, if made on tuesdays.

whenever people feel like it and whenever hsbc updates

Going to reinvent Homestuck with only the cool parts like brutal murder by a powerful dog and jadedave

The next thread is going to be a Homestuck General just to spite you and whatever other staff are stealthing here

Have fun making a thread that will get instantly deleted? Be my guest I guess

The hentai is visually jarring. It's either child porn or 3 foot long dog cock. There was no comfy in-between.

t. Jade Harley

daves a robot. let it go and get in the dimension portal

I hate that of all the dumb bullshit Anon Babble has fanmade in the past, we never made a less shit Homestuck that focused on the cool stuff like classpects and worlds and alchemy instead of how aliens fuck in different ways for hundreds of paragraphs.

Okay but those mom rose pictures were kinda cute. Like ignoring the porn aspect. I just like mom interacting with her daughter in cute ways. And I agree about the dog dicks but horse dick on the other hand? Hm....

The problem is you have to actually make a thing, you can't just come up with "here's my idea for homestuck but without all the stupid stuff I don't like"

I don’t care. I’d rather get another three-day than give /hsg/ thirty less seconds of play because your faggot mods hate actual nerd culture.

you can only choose the things in your room right now. what are you prototyping?

Axe and Rick and Morty Bong

Kitschy Arts & Crafts Straw Owl
Squeezit Eye-popper Clown Toy

I have a CSM Makima Figure and lotion.

Karambit

copy of Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett

Lethally curvaceous dragon scale.

completely alien from the comic I know nearly front to back

Same, when I hear about the comic it sounds batshit and when I see the fans it feels like we're totally incompatible and they're fans of something totally different than I was. And I guess it is, but still.

my mom who has cancer ;_;

My 90s anime animation cel. At long last you will be real, Judy Abbott. Gotta be careful with the second prototype, though. Don't want to change the personality. But I'll figure that out once I get into the medium

This isn't HSG, just /hst/. A legally distinct entity!

As long as the mods leave us alone, I don't care what it's called

If only there was a way to not have to deal with Anon Babble mods, like moving to a Homestuck-themed image board with no captcha

highly deadly axe morphed imps but you double prototyped before entry so theyre all high asshole athiests. Rickazesprite hates your guts and tries unsuccessfully to take over derse

owl based imps. Cute! and clowlsprite is a goofy owl with anxiety that can shoot its eyes out to attack. a very loyal friend like cedric from kings quest

lotion based imps and your sprite totally knows what you did with her before the game. good luck on your goonland

cool blade imps and an even cooler wise cracking dragonsprite. goodluck with the black king tho

like a true homestuck character, please protype something else though before you enter or else itll be a sad quest

judysprite and your judy imps will dominated the game

YAY, Anon Babble IS BACK that's awesome anon... yeah... cool... well...I don't know... ¡KILL YOURSELF ANON!

fullsize 4 u

Oh lord. My options are a Darth Vader action figure, a Jesus statue, a V from Cyberpunk 2077 statue, an Alduin statue, or a christmas elf toy.
Yeah, no, I'm not giving every single imp dual pistols, and I'm sure as shit not turning the Black King into Alduin, Jesus, or goddamn Darth Vader. Elf time it is.
Merry fucking Christmas, Jack Noir.

imps with orange braids

Cute...

If Voihon came out a few years earlier it would've gotten insane amounts of crossover art with Homestuck

Save money, get prescribed adhd meds, take a year off work and become the next, better hussie

your jack will definitely revolt but your session is just too damn jolly and whimsical for him to do any real damage

oh man I was the person making the last few /hst/ thread, picked that name because it seemed less likely to be banned than /hsg/

didn't know it had a sordid history....

Jack revolting only worked because of Liv Tyler. Presumably a regular session wouldn't have that risk

Homestuck discussion

Take your meds joke

Kill normies

He's right, though. I've been off my meds for years and it's really bad

Shrinkfucker. You’ve never taken meds. No one likes taking meds. Meds are literally poison. Shut up. I’m way too tired for this.

my bill cipher plushie

It didn't have a sordid history, that anon's making shit up. /hst/ is just the informal name for HSG once HSG was banned. If you make a thread don't actually put /hst/ or HSG in the OP, that's just signaling the intent of having it be a general.

null session immediately

GN guys, hopefully I'll see yall tomorrow

You think you can make the REAL Homestuck 2 without prescription stimulants? Good luck.

Nah I have adhd and went to a special med boarding school, so I used to take mods. Eventually I stopped though and it kinda ruined my life? Not pretty

special med

wtf am I writing, I meant special needs

Whole dice set of these fuckers

could be an incredibly fun session with dnd mechanics ruling enemies or you just made the chess people dice people and nothing else changes

I could throw in my dave or rose figure if it would take on their aspect powers, but I don't know, I think it would require more base generic objects.
Could throw in a copy of jung's man and his symbols if it would make a guide that would help me decipher the esoteric psychological symbolism of everybody's quests, but I think it would just make it ten times more cryptic. And interesting.

Jung + sea serpent statue, Jung post-entry
My cat's in here too, but I'm not sure I want to condemn him to an eternity of neon light or death on the battlefield, or vulnerability to have his existence fucked with by mischief-makers in the know about sprites

It's a speedboost. You gonna have the manic energy to compete with the pace of Hussie naturally?

but consider your cat spewing esoteric symbolism and being your friend

Why is your Mom in your room at 2 in the morning, anon?

People very much like taking taking prescription stimulants anon
I got the adhd and even I doubt anybody actually needs the meds, but boy do I want it

Nah, for me its the opposite. I actually need them to be productive, it's hell

Medication and psychiatry are the archnemeses of nerd culture and the only reason people talk about Hussie being a closet stimulant addict is because they think it bothers him. I don’t care if you think popping Adderall is fun. No exceptions.

survived both the Anon Babble and Anon Babble purge

still thrived on Anon Babble when Anon Babble and Anon Babble got taken down

yup, still got it

You can't stop the homestuck

I'd better get my penguins though

land of chance and icebergs. you get your penguins as consorts and they run casinos on big floating iceberg towns. your denezin rests in the deep dark ocean. you are a void player

The mods hate it because they’re scared.

Getting psychoanalyzed by my cat sounds great but the important question is whether he would remain soft and whether Jung is the cuddly type

Calliope!

I'm gonna kill and prototype your dreamself so upon god tiering you will become a penguin

I like her but her romance with Roxy is so whatever to me. Truly the diversity hire of gay ships

I hate Hussie

their relationship worked well in the comic proper because of how doomed callie was in every way and how roxy was a beacon of hope for her. It read more like callie wanted to BE roxy rather than be with her. that can lead to a compelling relationship but so far in hs2 their relationship is too wholesome for its own good.

I hate mollusks

Oh shit, oh hell.

She is the most precious thing about Homestuck ^w^

planet where one half is always facing Skaia and the other is always facing the furthest ring

Skaia half is shallow ocean water and beachy islands, bright and pleasant

fiddler crab consorts are in a tizzy because their habitats are threatening to Dry out from too much exposure to the Light

quest is get the planet spinning as normal and establish the balance of day and night

to do this the hero must wade out into the dark side of the planet

inky black deepening water with only occasional, shitty lights, that stave off the things that lurk in the depths, until they break

even if the hero has a cheat rocket, the journey only begins when they come to face the giant, miles wide hole in the middle, and dive in

artificial lights and magic won't penetrate the darkness very far, but the hero must continue to descend, facing what lurks within and eventually the denizen to get the planet spinning again

The only time I tried genAi was attempts to make a rough outline of the concept but it kept giving me skull planets or planets made of skulls

yes, it speaks of the trinity, casting light at the sun with its wandering eye

cool concept, whats the classpect youre going for?

Looks more like a snowglobe than a planet

Cool concept anon, would be cool if the planet name changed from something foreboding like

Land of Depths and Glare

to something more traditional once it's normal again

Vriska, I’m…Getting so…soooo…sleeeeepy…

Go to sleep then, idiot

pic related
It's funny because Roxy x Calliope seems like it was planned from the start while Rosemary definitely wasn't but managed to be infinitely more compelling, even if it ruined both of their characters and just made them boring.

*thud*