What if the tim and eric show shared a universe with murder drones

What if the tim and eric show shared a universe with murder drones

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I declare this thread the property of Russia.

Now it is allowed to post only Russian Drones, violators will be arrested and according to the law of the military commissariat sent to the GULAG.

nothing would be different

the tim and eric show

There hasn’t been one since [adult swim] fired them after Beef House got cancelled.

how so? that their dead?

Too tired to contribute.

The thread needed bumping. For being an asshole I am cursing you with this mental image. The Doll you posted is pitching a tent.

Bumping after only 30 minutes of inactivity is one thing, but bumping it with a low quality blogpost is the kind of supremely retarded behavior only newfags and dopamine junkies engage in.

For trying to derail the thread so early I pray you never wake up from your little nap. We certainly won't miss a threadshitting nigger like you.

Gentlemen.

Cute Eldritch God.

This is now a Russian Drone thread.

I woke up. Now you die.

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Y'know I think the Absolute Solver would LOVE scheming with Nyarlathotep.

Fall of Cthulhu introduced Nyarlaphotep's daughter. She is a playful teen girl who wears infinite masks. She is a mute and she communicates or kills by revealing the appropriate mask.
I can see the Absolute Solver being Nyarlathotep's kid. The world is Azathoth's dream. Nyarlathotep, Azathoth's spawn, is a sort of collective manifestation of the Outer Gods' minds. So his spawn could be some thought or urge or trait that came out of him. Once Azathoth wakes up, the world ends. And Nyarlathotep kinda hates Azathoth and the other Outer Gods. So the Absolute Solver could be the manifestation of Azathoth's desire to wake up from his nightmare or it could be Nyalathotep's desire to strike at his father.

I wonder what my children with an eldritch monstrocity like the Absolute Solver would be like. Would they aid their mother or would they detest her and try to thwart her? I can see Cyn being the kind of parent who manipulates her children into conflict for her amusement.

The Absolute Solver falls in love with you

She rapes you and then she consumes you

This night of feral passion leaves her pregnant with twins

She names them Wingus & Dingus because she is silly like that

She fosters conflict between them for fun like every other sociopathic parent

For example she gets them one nice toy that can be used by only one person but she tells them to share

When both kids get into trouble, she punishes one while showing compassion to the other in front of it

Soon the two brothers come to have hatred for eachother while vying for their mother's approval

Wingus turns out to be the meaner and more cunning of the two

He is a little monster and the Absolute Solver embraces him in approval

While Wingus basks in his mother's attention smugly and acts in ways that will ensure her approval, Dingus throws fits of helpless rage

"Oh stop" says the Absolute Solver. "You're acting like your father."

Dingus becomes an angsty edgelord in a trenchcoat

He vows to stop his mom but he only goes after his brother's cultists and monsters, in order to thwart him and make him look bad in her eyes

Meanwhile he is also seeking the friends and family of the father he never met in order to learn from them what he was like

Alright, Anons. I want to ask you a question.
What is your favorite picture of in the show and why is that fanart your favorite?
This one is my favorite because I love seeing CynTessa with other kinds of facial expressions and because this smile is really smug and cute.

I want to draw a drone smoking but idk which angle to chose. I'm leaning towards b. What do you think.

You just want to jizz on her bratty tongue.

I enjoy autism like this.

Nyarlathotep is a massive cosmic asshole that likes to fuck around

The Solver Of The Absolute Fabric is a massive cosmic asshole that likes to fuck around

Yeah.. that tracks completely actually.

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The Solver is exploding worlds in a pattern

She is trying to form a dick and balls in a scale visible to the vast beings of the universe

Somewhere, Nyarlathotep chuckles

"That's my little girl."

fucking kek

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I'm a little disappointed anon didn't bite with this.

Picking just one is impossible for me but pic rel is up there for sure
The smile is great, eyes very intense, the entire pose from legs over torso up to hands feels fitting, it's a good artstyle overall, great Alice.
Not to forget that this particular one was the single most influental art to influence my own drawings, I nearly never do stylization (but when, it's similiar to this) but the light blue background is one I repurposed often for Alice since her brown/black/white/grey/orange is a great contrast to it.
And she just looks cute, pretty, crazy and hot

Are you people telling me that the Absolute Solver is basically a zoomer eldritch shitposter and Nyalathotep is an oldfag?

Imagine this. Alice bellyrubs while she is laughing in her hick way and saying "stahp! Lemme get up!"

Also J art I posted at the very end of last thread, the background here is a development of that type, very different and way more patterns than weak contrasts than usual or in the original, but felt that was fitting for the theme.
Also J with blood on her in that pose would lose some of her 'aura' with a light blue background, red is more in line with the flashback in 7

Very nice. Good job doing it so clean on paper, we don't often see J looking manic or in murder-mode. Keep it up.

Doll in the Elliott Manor ༉‧+˚.

Aww, Alice belly is a nice thing (see it here...that black midriff 'hidden' under those meager tatters, somehow makes it much hotter than a bare one, to me at least.
And her laugh is something special too, very nice mental image

The bayonet is a neat idea and there is something about the claws that my brain likes.

Be careful around Russian maids..

I like that clean Marked For Disassembly armband.

good, I like J's crazy face from the pilot.

Lewd.

Good fucking lord

V's lower half is a venusian trap. She baits her human or drone prey out of hiding by opening her legs and letting the air spread her pheromones like a flower's fragrance. Once the prey has stuck his dick or his tongue in her honey pot, her legs close with tremendous strength and crush him.

Why not just have S2 take place in another place with a different cast.

I want to tame DD V with compliments and snacks.

Listening to Castlevania music on autoplay while doing stuff

Look at the screen for a moment

Top comment has a Doll avatar

Huh.

Indeed.
This shot (pic rel) has so many great things, both Alice and V looking at POV, Alice presenting V like some catch (she literally is) to Uzi and talking about how she's more valuable than her, while in the same motion already getting her hatchet again to deal with her...
Also Amda upskirt

This is how JCJ treated worker drones
youtu.be/rEK_g3FhAQE

N sets you up with a date with J

You have a rocky start but N is there to help smooth things out

Neither of you have anything better to do, so you end up becoming a couple of sorts with the bitchy drone

Over time J comes to relax and bond with you

Eventually you become happy together

You go to N to thank him

"Dude, thanks for setting me up with J. She is kind of a bitch but I like her. Say, why did you do it anyway?"

"Well anon I noticed that Uzi mellowed out after we started having sex, so I thought it might work with others as well."

"Oh. I see. You wanted J to calm down."

N gives you a forced and awkward smile

Cyn, not the solver, Cyn loves you

She really does

That's why you must understand why she replaced your limbs with drone limbs

She doesn't want you getting hurt, and if you try to escape she can just turn them off

Your weak human digestive system had to go too, with earth gone organic food sources are far too scarce to rely upon and solver flesh tends to lead to dozens of agonizing cancers when eaten

So she gave you a drones synthetic digestive system! She even replaced your tongue so you can enjoy your new diet!

Your eyes had to go too, she can't have you going blind with those feeble little balls of jelly

A drone visor offers better vision and can be replaced easily!

Cyn will keep finding the flaws in your feeble organic body and she will Solve them

She will never discard you, she loves you too much to do so

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

MY EYES.

Jcjenson is already one big Tim and Eric skit.

the visor messages

”in spaaaaaaaaaace”

Thought provoking analysis of life and the benefit of being the apex predator!

making dogs immortal

this fucking poster

Imagine what their commercials look like

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true love always wins in the end

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Our side of the fandom has reached levels of autism it isn't even aware of. It has entered the realm of esotericism. I might elaborate on it the next time the thread shits itself.

God if that company was like that then what the hell was the rest of the world like?

What is this? A comic? book? game? got links?

Are there any greens or attempts at world building that have the same black comedy tone as canon?
I think most writefags veer too far into the serious angle when it comes to writing about humanity. At times it’s like they just took mass effect or halo and slapped drones onto them like stickers.

No. Almost every writefag here is somehow an even worse creative hack than Liam.

At least they give character to characters!

Cmon, I know Liam isn’t really a writer first but I think he does well! Even the writefags do a good job! I wish Liam would just write a webcomic about what humanity was or is doing now

Dude, Liam is not that bad of a writer, trust me. Jumping offship here before it all devolves into arguments about his writing chops

I just really don't like how J was handled. I mean I understand some people (Cough Cough Pillar) hate gays but I would have liked it if they gave J and Tessa a deeper relationship.

tfw writefag

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mass effect or halo

haven't played either of those as I've been more exposed to JRPGs and weebshit so whats the similarity?

Quick! Post cute Drones!

He's not a bad writer at all. I do have a problem with his "Well that just happened" writing style that never gives characters a chance to breathe and process/talk about what's happening, but that's just another pacing problem compounding on the fact that the show was cut down to one season midway through.

Anon have you seen the shit our writefags make? Most of it is OC wankery and anything focused on '''canon''' content is either blatant headcanon bullshit or disgusting polyfag and yuricuck garbage.

I like posting cute drones to drown out the ragebait posts trying too hard to be insulting to be annoying.

Alright, back.
Ok, yeah. I get it. I think glitch should branch out to webcomics IMO.
When I see world building, they don’t have the show’s goofy dark humor. I suggest just a little silliness when you think of writing about the federation or other factions. This is a show where dogs are immortal for crying out loud!
There should be some really stupid factions in space. Like an entire faction of weeaboos or dronefuckers

i know you think you're being a threadshitter but I doubt anyone is actually buying what you're trying to do with these posts.

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Posts like this are from Argumentfag by the way.

Oh I get it. But I think the reason why writefags probably don't dwell too much on silly/humurous topics is because the series and canon is already filled with it. Darker themes and concepts are barely tackled and it lacks the feeling of dread that others anticipated. So, in my opinion as just a consumer of these, they are just compensating for what they believe the series canon lacked. Like more romance, drama, tragedy, etc.

the series has plenty of darkness to it though, even if the most fucked up aspects of it are heavily implied. so not sure what you're going on about there.
just because it's a horror-comedy doesn't mean the eldritch horror aspect suddenly doesn't exist, you're focused too much on the humor when it's not as major as you're making it out to be.

Is this bat supposed to beat you into being a faggot or is it supposed to beat the faggot out of you?

Yeah, I know. This is still the show with a dead Australian girl fused with a robot possessed by an evil eldritch computer program.
I still think writefags could use more dark comedy in their worldbuilding. I wanna hear about all the morbidlt funny parts of this fucked up universe

You should ask V, but be careful when she's got that in-hand.

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Didn't he get outed as being Pillar several threads ago?

I think the better term would be that despite those topics being there, it's not the main point of the story. There's less focus on the bigger picture and the scale of how fucked the world really is.

Did he?
Wouldn't surprise me. Just noting it down for people that don't realize this guys makes posts like this quite often, not because he's actually angry or believes the things he says but to get people to argue with him and shit up the thread.

Proof?

NTA but,

There's less focus on the bigger picture and the scale of how fucked the world really is.

Because that's not what the story is about, the story is about the events on Copper 9. Everything else, like the fall of Earth and the Solver's attack on the other inhabited exoplanets and the universe being gradually ended by the Absolute Solver is information that is showed to you and heavily implied.

It's very clear that these things that aren't part of the main focus of the events of Copper 9 and left up to your imagination for this exact reason of letting your think about it.

Sure, if the series was longer and there was ore episodes the show COULD have gone into those things. But Liam has repeatedly stated in QnAs that he likes leaving certain things up to the audience, such as the very end of the series with Uzi and her reflection being the eyes of the Solver.

There's absolutely loads of things to take away from the show, prime pickings for fanfiction and fan stories and whatnot. None of this is actually a bad thing. Unless you wanted the show to be longer and have more episodes really badly I guess.

These are reposts. I remember seeing them on the booru.

way too much samefagging in that thread, if it feels like someone is trying too hard to be annoying in the thread it's safe to assume it's probably Pillar or some other retard. Especially if it's repeated threads / bait topics from previous threads

I can't be gay in her presence.

I have played Mass Effect 1, 2, 3 and Halo 1, 2, Reach. Take my word when I tell you to stay away from those garbage franchises. Only Mass Effect 2 was kinda good.