Death Battle

Will we ever get a team fight? I still wanted New Guardians vs Team Dai Gurren

TF2 vs Overwatch rematch but as a team fight this time
or at least a 2 vs 2 in Medic + Heavy vs Mercy + (who's right now the best heavy stand in?)

NeutralKINGS, are we thinking Simonfags have gotten uppity with the power bestowed upon them?

Wanting to see Scout move like a statue again

For what purpose

They need to be put down

I just want to see Medic and Mercy interact, which if done right would be hilarious

no lmao

DCfags you mean right? They were.

The funniest part of comparing Kratos vs Asura to Simon vs Kyle is that it has the ending that Krasura SHOULD'VE had, where both guys move past the OP giant universe shattering forms and just have a man to man fistfight.

nah

Considering the episode just came out a day ago, this is fairly standard. This isn't even as bad as the Kratosfags were.

Besides a lot of it is just because capefags are salty finally having their cosmology shitstomped after endless wanking episodes.

to answer your question, Yogiri's whole schtick isn't that he kills things, it's that he "ends" them, i.e. he brings things to their logical conclusion at the absolute end of literally all of creation and reality ever ever, which means he can't be bypassed or tricked or overpowered because "everything ends"
it's revealed that it's not even a power, he's just some eldritch entity incarnated as a boring-ass japanese highschooler protagonist, the author genuinely was taking suggestions from people messaging him on how to make the character more busted and how to write around shit that would counter him, which inevitably lead to "he ends the author's in-universe avatar's connection to the world so he can't keep writing the story" or something retarded like that

So who wins Kratos vs Simon?

the fight would've been fixed if they just had it be Greek Kratos

ROW ROW

MarvelKINGS, ummmmmmmmmmmm i just shat my pants

Vader no diffs Superman and Kyle on VSBW

HOLY FUARK

This match sucks, I hope Maka atomizes Ruby and we never have to see her show ever again

it's justified after all that gloating from DCfags for years. the DC slaughterhouse meme has finally wiped out. now comicfags get to have a taste of their own medicine.

well the counterpoint to this is Shadow vs Mewtwo
nothing more anticlimactic than just getting mindcontrolled, but they just couldn't get around the fact that Mewtwo can just twist Shadow's mind whenever he feels like it

I hope Maka and Ruby eat each other out onscreen for three and a half minutes

Mentioning leftist propaganda in a Star Wars agenda post

ListTARD…

Isn't that exactly how Obito won though? Still killed him, but it was the win con in the animation at least.

Successful Star Wars games

I can only think of like, three or five max.

desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Successful games where isn't the main villian for shock value/filter/text/

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Superman and Thor

subparman needs to fuse with another person to compete with Luke and Anakin on vsbw

even then he still loses because of his planet level durability

KWAB

and yet there's still at least 1 character that gets above him
Missingno
By virtue of being a character that was not written by "any" author, it exists despite the author of the game, it became a character through the fandom considering it a character, and the Yellow version has an attack that physically destroys the save game of the game cartridge he's on

That's a level of meta effectively nothing that's not a glitch can achieve

Based.

IRON LUNGder

Anakin is the one at that tier

For all intents and purposes, they put Simon above Kyle and Kyle they put above literally everything else they've ever statted. In terms of Death Battle 'canon' Simon might as well be effectively the closest you can get to omnipotent.

Ok, so bear with me anon, this is a lot to take in. Basically Dwarves Elder scrolls studied un-creation. The Aedra gave up their powers (really got tricked by Lorkan) to establish Nirn and the laws of nature. Dwarves studied creation but wanted to back engineer basically Nirn physics to create a god, to create an aedra. Leading theory is that when Kagrenac hit the heart of Lorkan, all of the Dwemer souls were used to create the Numidium. Its assumed that yes it's dwemer metal that provides the scaffolding, but the metal is infused with all of the Dwemer souls to create a living god.

The Numidium literally fucks up reality and time just by existing. Because no Aedra is meant to walk Nirn the Numidium literally breaks space time. It's a weird concept but it's like pouring salt on a slug, the numidium is salt nirn(reality) being the slug. Where ever the Numidium goes or is seen when powered there are Dragon breaks (fractures in reality and time), all accounts of events contradict and time gets broken into different paths.

No one really knows what the Numidium looks like, it exists, but it's not supposed to exist so it kinda doesn’t exist on the mortal plane… but it does, and when it's on the mortal plane time and reality shatter and everyone remembers different things. When Tiber Septum used it to attack the summerset isles some witnesses said it was never there and some say the isles fell in 30 minutes. Yeah, It's kind of a mind fuck to comprehend, so I don't really know where to put it at.

Trying to understand what it looks like is tough, I think it's part of the Elder scrolls magic to not really know what the giant robot god actually looks like. I just imagine a giant glowing gundam made of dwarven metal and powered by a heart of a gof.

Ruby has silver eyes plot hax, what's Maka gonna do? Courage Punch her? LOL

Hey Simon! I heard you’re pretty strong… how about we find out?

Checks

Simon post gets mass downvoted

Fags complaining about "Agenda Scaling" for Simon

Weaklings FEAR the drill!

planet level durability

?

Luke was never THAT suicidal

What's everyone's rankings for the season so far?
For me, best to worst, is:
Bowser vs. Eggman
Ghost Rider vs. Spawn
Simon vs Kyle
Mahito vs Shigaraki
Chief vs. Slayer
Joker vs Giorno
Among Us vs. Fallguys
Omni-Man vs. Bardock
Kratos vs Asura

Generic animu vs zoomer Turtles

Turtles got this.

It gets even funnier when you consider the fact that they put Kyle above everyone else, and then put him above Simon in raw power, and still said he couldn't beat Simon.

Said attacks are worth the heat of 10 billions suns.
It takes the power of 10 billion suns to hurt him.

The power of the Sun is about 3.86 x 10^26 W (Joules per second)

Multiply that with 10 billion and we get 3.86 x 10^36 W.

That's almost twice the energy it takes to blow up Jupiter, every second!

Making CAS large planet+ level. Which is outerversal in DC.

Mecha KINO > CapeSHIT
Is there anyone who can disprove this now?

From best to worst:

Simon VS Kyle
Bowser VS Eggman (basically equal to Simon VS Kyle to me but Simon VS Kyle had better music and hype finale)
Ghost Rider VS Spawn
Mahito VS Shiggy
Chief VS Slayer
Joker VS Giorno
Among Us VS Fall Guys
Omni-Man VS Bardock
Kratos VS Asura

There is a single iconic mecha show outside of Eva

this drill makes capefags piss themselves

Bowser vs Eggman
Simon vs Kyle
Shigaraki vs Mahito
Spawn vs Ghost Rider
Joker vs Giorno
Among Us vs Fall Guys
Chief vs Slayer
Omni Man vs Bardock

-a gap the size of Simon's maximum power level-

Kratos vs Asura

and this is why reddit sucks ass
imagine if the cuckspammer had the power here to bring in a bunch of his cuckspammer friends or spend money on a botfarm to "downvote" every pro-Simon post here

because the level of autism we're dealing here would genuinely spend hundreds of dollars on bots just to hide conflicting opinions

Foodfight

Yeah and that single one is TTGL, glad we both can agree

close to omnipotent

Not good enough simon

Luke’s not suicidal enough to tango with Simon.

Nah they deserve the W here. They jerked off Kyle into being Composite DC Man and they beat him.

I’m just glad this decade-long legacy MU turned out as good as we could’ve imagined it to be. My episode is real, my oshi is graduating, and now… my work is done.

No it's Code Geass, TTGL is forgotten

Give it a bit more time before judging, they just got a huge W so it's okay for them to be happy about it
If after two months we still get post of people going "Bruhhhh Simon solos your favorite verse!" Then you will get your answer.
Also even if Simon can beat all of DC or doesn't mean he can solo fiction, DC is not all that strong outside of Powerscaling delusions, half of all the shit they gave to Kyle in this episode would make the DC writers go: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

Bald and therefore loses.

wanna bet?

gets killed by a twink, twice

Not exactly racing to put betting money down on this guy anytime soon

Kyle making a thought robot was kinda creative honestly, not sure he can do that for real though

Then kindly point to Code Geass's death battle.

just saying, sometimes people post these without me even being around.

No, i did not cry during gvs2. I did have a nightmare about gvs3 being exactly as it ended up being like, tho.

Was gonna post about how composite videl vs composite Sakura might actually be a lot of fun since Sakura does stomp canon videl relatively easy.

Sitting in a tree

half of all the shit they gave to Kyle in this episode would make the DC writers go: "what the fuck are you talking about?"

I genuinely think a bunch of them would be nodding along empty eyed because a lot of DC writers are honest to god powerscalers

All Me BTW

Krishna is a harder fight than him BTW, especially on the anarchy route

calm yourself Luke a Jedi wouldn't bully the weak, they only bully the cocky and Mark Grayson

Let them have their fun. Lord knows they need it after getting mindbroken by No Limits-man 3 times in a row.

DCFag here
Never ever watched Code Geass in my life
I've definitely watched TTGL multiple times though
Stop involving yourself in the conversation

Yogiri can’t kill COVID

Otoko Simon can destroy real world discs

So Simon beats Yogiri, righr

For me it goes:
Bowsegg > Gurren Lantern >> SpawnRider > Mahitoraki >> AmonGuys > DoomChief > Gioker >> Omnidock >> Kratosura

Code Geass doesn't have power level fags so it's not going to be featured

Most iconic mecha show is still Gundam
Fite me on that

Kratos would've TANKED that btw

Jobs to Rey Skywalker

yeah I'd believe it

With how DCfags were around here with Ben VS Hal I'd say Gurren posting would be expected and/or warranted. Gurren Lagann is great anyway

i was always there with you simon. Even as your dripl pierced the heavens. It was by my will that you achieved such feats.

Post Simon damaging a ghost

I..... Can not....

Disney

weaker then Legends

Now, enough dronefying for now.

Name female characters that Darkseid could beat in battle by putting in some effort, BUT would be strong enough to make him decide to turn into one of his furies instead of just killing her.

RWBY’s a cartoon.

Go back, faggot

Arceus victim

Old Luke is after Legends, and Ray defeated him in a duel

Your oshi is fucking her boyfriend and using your dono money to buy him gifts.

Even Disney Luke can one shot Mark's durability btw

Bowser vs Eggman
Chief vs Slayer
Among Us vs Fallguys
Ghost Rider vs Spawn
Joker vs Giorno
Mahito vs Shigaraki
Simon vs Kyle
Kratos vs Asura
Omni Man vs Bardock

I generally grade on animation and quality
Bowser vs Eggman is just too kino

Android 21?

What is Gundam

Post a ghost damaging a TTGL

Robot is so cold
Need that Robot vs Superior Iron-Man ep profusely

Kefla

Simon drilled a hole into an avatar of a race so hard it killed every single member of their people.

when Danny Phantom and Tucker punched one of it's legs off in the official crossover novel

I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!

I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE!

...So you're saying The Elder Scrolls universe is about as strong as Gundam?

mindwalks into his cockpit

mindrapes him, reducing his willpower to zero

leaves him to suffocate in space

Post Simon destroying a microbe.

the final battle in Gurren Lagann, Simon won the fight by drilling a hole into the Anti-Spiral, causing it to explode despite the fact that previously, we’ve seen the Anti-Spiral come back from far worse, constantly showing it can reconstitute its abstract thought-body despite being obliterated. So if Simon were to hit Kyle with a Giga Drill Break, or any attack that overwhelms him, his regeneration could be in danger of not working. However, his resurrection abilities means that he has a second chance at coming back right?
…Kinda. There’s no doubt that Kyle’s regeneration abilities mid-fight could be in danger of not working, especially if Simon’s drill could kill a non-physical being. But, if Kyle was to die is really where this question matters. Resurrection and regeneration in this context would make sense to pair together, but there is a difference within both. While they both mean new life is restored in some capacity, resurrection means come back after truly dying, whereas regeneration is growing back parts that were lost, meaning there is something there to be rebuilt from near-death. So while Kyle’s regeneration may not work, his resurrection should work, and can come back from complete obliteration or being unmade from reality.

Mostly came to mind since i was discussing with someone that proposed Composite MVC Sakura ending up in Apokolips by some multiversal anomaly.

She beats up Apocalypse in her ending so, i think that she'd be around that range to land one or two hits despite looking like just some normal schoolgirl that would not be a threat to anything in DC.

So that contrast makes me wanna draw Sakura in a Darkseid themed black schoolgirl uniform. It would go really hard imo.
No brainwashing, just raw hatred energy.
You got it. That sounds good. Another researcher using Apokolips tech to make it easier for her new master to conquer all it wants.

Her using her power weakening waves would hard counter the entire JL given the prep time too.

Oooh that sounds good too. She is a fighting addict, so violence being corrupted to rampaging thru the cosmos sounds good.

BRING US SUPERMAN

...Room for one more?

I'm an abstract entity. I am that i am. I am god. Simon you can't deny that! NOOO

what is it with listroon and his reddit spacing?

He already destroyed Kyle and DC

Mindwalks into his cockpit

Gets drilled into oblivion by Simon who does the impossible

mindwalks into his cockpit

imitates what Kyle tried to do (Luke is weaker than Kyle btw)

gets gaped in similar fashion

What part of see the invisible and touch the untouchable did you miss?

S Tier

Ghost Rider vs Spawn, Bowser vs Eggman

A Tier

Simon vs Kyle, Among Us vs Fall Guys, Mahito vs Shigaraki

B Tier

Chief vs Slayer

C Tier

Joker vs Giorno, Omni-Man vs Bardock

D Tier

Kratos vs Asura

Gets drilled into Oblivion

I didn’t know Simon had SSBU Sonic’s BFR power.

Simon can kill Azathoth btw

defeats every Superman expy

defeats Simon

who can stop Immortal?

Just what the hell happened here?
i know its just fanart but just what would happen for simon and nia to end up like that

You're getting too big for your boots there little man

Luke’s face when he pops up in TTGL’s cockpit to try and mindrape Simon only for his 100% intangible body to get punched so hard in the face he spits out blood

STTGL is a mecha

Mechu-duru allows Luke to control any machinery

completely shuts down STTGL with a thought

Sorry but NLF goes both ways pal.

What? You're thinking of DBSpics

Yoko's titties

What instruction is Kyle responding to?

Didn't watch the DB

His power comes from himself, not the mech, Fraudwalker.

Here's a challenge for everyone here

Name a thematically appropriate battle between 2 characters that are not too obscure for Deathbattle

However they BOTH need to be street level, and Deathbattle needs to be incapable of applying any wank on them that makes them superhuman in any possible way shape or form

Can you do that?

How does that save Luke from getting his ghost neck snapped exactly?

Immortal wins via the long way again, he'll outlast those tits till they're sagging from age

It's actual art from one of the animators, Shigeto Koyama

BLINDwalker watched Simon vs Kyle with his eyes closed

Fraudwalker.

KEKAROO!

Post azatoth destroying an universe.

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

White Fang vs Buck (Call of the Wild)

Sotp using disney luke to represent legends luke.

Disney is such a disgrace to the character.

Regardless, Abeloth scaling and Mind Walking might make it kinda tricky for Simon...

Would he lose?

Yeah yeah but what kinda scenario do you think would lead to this

The Force dimension is above physical and spatio-temporal constants. It is a platonic concept at a higher level than Simon can predict. Even if he COULD ascend to that layer of dimensionality, he wouldn’t realize he’d need to until Luke already has him mindraped. It’s over. Get your sub-outer FODDER out of my sight.

Since when is Superman 7 feet tall?

wakes up

simon poofs out of existence

Doesn't Overwatch as an in game faction outnumber the Team 2 to 1?

he thinks Gurren Lagann is powered like a normal machine

PFFFFT

no, I like it here now :)
Anon Babblemfy frens are giving me good GL recs.

Debatable, but according to Landfall/c0da, the Numidium was capable of swatting moons down with its hand, causing destruction on a grand scale, and had reality warping powers such that its use caused temporal disruptions just by existing.
Being that its power source was a dead god's heart, it probably had reality altering eye lasers or something, at minimum. But it didn't have hand weapons or mounted guns or anything like that because it didn't need them- the construct itself is more like an artificial god than an ordinary golem. Its entire design is based around using tonal architecture to wield the divine power of the Heart of Lorkhan. Though the exact causes are unknown, the Dwemer fooling around with the heart is strongly evidenced to have caused the erasure of their entire race, leaving behind only angry ghosts and one fat guy with corprus.

kek the DC cope is real

You can't surpass dimensionality by adding dimensions like Simon does.

Vswiki logic

Men, post THAT wiki page.

Did we do it, Kate? Did we beat Simon?

No Immortal, that was fucking Rossiu.

MUH SPATIO TEMPORAL ABOVENESS

So 5D?
Try again

I think they already said on one of the ballot banters that they really wanted to do Mike from Breaking Bad vs Omar from The Wire.

The Force dimension is above physical and spatio-temporal constants

Doesn't even need TTGL for such low level feats

Why the fuck is everyone obsessed with beating superman? Is it because Death Battle said he had no limits or whatever?

Only for him to come back and then make Azatoth GRIT THOSE TEETH

simon looking up

"I have to drill through THAT?"

The force dimension is above physical-NOOOOOOOOO STARKILLER PLEASE DON’T KILL BEN’S FORCE GHOST NOOOOOOOO

Oh no, an eye.

Homelander

Composite fiction victim.

He's the recognizable DC poster boy of powerfag shit even though they had Kyle has stronger than him

... In my headcanon.

that's adorable

I still think Ghost Rider getting all his Penance Stares penanced back at him is the coolest death so far

you'd probably need to place some limits on which characters can participate
that said you do have a couple of TF2 characters which are exceedingly hard to kill

i want to make an updated version of this

even though they had Kyle [HEADCANON]

He didn’t kill him. You could still hear Ben’s ghost’s voice after he got thrown into the engine again. He was just de-summoned.

And also faster than the Flash, don't forget.

Smokey gathers a horde outside Crazy Dave's mobile home

We get crossed Vs plants army battle

Smokey sneaks up and catches Dave inside his home

Accidentally he pulls a lever and they travel to the past, now we get Homo Tortor Vs prehistoric plants

Dave is about to be overwhelmed and he again travels in time to the future now we get Crossed 100 years Vs futuristic plants

This character we said had no limits is weaker than this character we said had no limits

Is DB retarded?

In similar vein I hope to god they do Atreus vs Gohan and have Atreus win (which he should according to deathbattle's own calculations)
Just to expose the sheer stupidity that is their calcs

People do forget that the whole 1-A Anakin thing is mostly cuz Mortis.
Luke in the novels DOES HAVE a direct confrontation wiht someone that physically threatened the galaxy, the father and the mortis gang and manages to fight her true self via mindwalking.

He is such a cool chara in legends, very forgiving and noble.
which makes me hate the disney canon more

Superman has always been a lazily written "no one can beat him" cahracter.

It did boom with GVS2 saying that just doesnt belong in vs debates at all because he is as strong as the plot needs him to be

Ghostbusters vs Fnaf

Random question, do you post on other vs sites? Your posting style reminds me a lot of a guy who constantly does Gainax/Trigger stuff.

...izer

Have you read through emerald twilight and zero point? Parallax Hal is a cool villian before the retcons imo

Also Lately I've been reading the absolute GL run, I like it so far and you can just read it without needing to know anything else because its basically a reboot

Simon quite literally hard counters him, he would just deny him and yearn for freedom really really hard and win with the indominable human spirit.

Simon is his world's Messiah

EU force ghosts are so weak they can be desummoned just by throwing their apparitions into a house sized starship’s engine

You don’t even need anything stronger than Gurren Lagann to GAPE FRAUDwalker.

Don't forget death battle says anyone who can make fiction real is equal to the mastered life equation and solos DC.
ToonCHADS won.

he literally loses and gets killed
Simon probably dogwalks Megaten

Kyle got scaled to Hal, Wally, Flash, and Superman

Still lost

Simon is the final boss of Capeshit now. Cope.

Sure, lets do this tough guy

Time to wake up sleeping beauty

FNaF

not above human

lumao

Where is the tiny dot representing DC's entire cosmology?

Pretty sure he's trying to bring Hal Jordan back from the dead

He actually does succeed

DIO's druggie son can bring fiction to reality

DIO upscales since he came from his balls

Too small to be seen unfortunately.

Listen here, funky glasses. First you pick a fight with me, then you DRILL through my favorite food truck, and NOW you want to shake the entire universe just to trash my robot? Alright, it's on.

shounenshits getting uppity

If you ain’t outer, cry louder

Wakes up' and then [literal headcanon happens]

Post the scan of Azz dreaming everything.

Coop would be FRIENDS with Kamina btw

he asked for street level and Fnaf is street level

If you ain’t outer

What is this, a feat for ants?

imagine multiple civilizations worth of people having a whole history and multiple cultures over the course of their entire existence only to find out they are literally less than a speck on a giant drill getting smashed into some guy's face

Pre-Timeskip Nia looks so much better than Yoko

No ass

Swanked DIO will solo DC btw

the fucking site has Outerversal Kamen Rider

never mind

It was a Yog-Sothoth expy who was said to be virtually omnipotent because the world was his dream and even if you aren't from his dream, you become so upon meeting him.

I jerk off to lolicon
what's my favorite verse?

Isn't Megas normally city level and maybe planetary at best?

Hal…

Luke is outerversal level!

Looks inside

Has to abandon his physical form to fight some eldritch abomination that can MAYBE destroy a galaxy

Nia looks better than Yoko*

Said no one ever.

everyone who actually reads through lovecraft's stuff knows that yog-sothoth is the actual strongest of the verse
azathoth is just the guy who sleeps a lot

KINGtos!

People are ACTUALLY posting VSBattles now

Said everyone ever.

Outerversal galaxy

Ugh, why is her ass showing?
Is that necessary? This Gurren Lagan shit sexualizes it's female characters too much

you cannot physically wank Kratos hard enough for him to get a win on Simon
even his most insane "muh lore" chainscaling does not even get close, and even if it did Simon would jump above him and win anyway

Wrong way to think of it, anon. They ARE that drill. The guy who the drill is slamming into is the literal embodiment of the civilization dying because it's not allowed to grow and thrive. Simon's hitting him with humanity's hopes and dreams.

Okay, how about…. Guy Gardner or Alan Scott vs Ryoma Nagare?

Getter Rays vs Green Lantern

Obviously Sonic the Hedgehog. Speedy BTW

Every single modern DC writer…

Isn't that like, most of Animanga?

HalDAMN....

Real world Kamen Rider destroys your verse

DB should have had their fight done with QTEs (seriously it’s fucking GOW and AW), especially if they had a man to man fist fight. Instead, they made it extra boring, a rinse and repeat of Kratos no selling Asura, one form after another with no effort. There was no interesting dynamic and it was just Asura carrying the fight in terms of presentation visuals with his forms. Seriously, Kyle vs Simon had a bunch of notable moments such as Simon drilling the wall, him growing with TTGL and Kyle viewing the mech with a projection since he was so large, Kyle summoning the Superman construct, the drill clash, the AS vs Simon fist fight tribute. Kratosura had… Kratos one arm punching Destructor Asura’s punch, a shitty Wyzen fight tribute that Scooby vs Courage did better at paying homage to. What a fucking embarrassment of a fight.

Bowser vs Eggman shows that they're capable of making great army battles, so a battle with significantly less characters (albeit with more emphasis placed on them as individuals) shouldn't be out of the question.
I think Zarya is still the closest Heavy analog in Overwatch, but I don't think she has any meaningful relationship with Zarya to truly justify the matchup.

Definitely pokemon

So you could say that Simon is a god
But...
Do you know who's stronger than even the gods?

It's a cosmic and boundless deity of colossal proportion who functions as the great and all-powerful ruler of the Outer Gods, in addition to being the presumed creator of all existence.

PRESUMED creator of all existence.

Not CONFIRMED

Get gaped bitch

For anyone curious who that is, Nia has an older sibling in the manga

Modern God of War writers...

Guy Gardner vs Ryoma vibes but Ryoma loses really hard since he doesn’t have anything outside of crossovers to counter Guy who can be scaled to other DC capes like Kyle and Hal.

Don't forget the Lantern oath

literally a single second of Kyle vs Simon gapes the entirety of Kratos's entire fight

As a wise man once said: kekaroo

Look at her figure though

Don't you have another woman to stuff in a fridge, DC?

Modern Marvel writer...

Don't forget that people unconnected to the Force are immune to the more esoteric abilities and are resistant to physical force attacks.
Therefore, there is less reason to afford Star Wars any sort of verse equalization.

Through the usage of the Force technique known as Mind Walking, Luck abandons physical, spatio-temporal composition, with it becoming nothing more than a mere illusion

Outerverse level

Pray tell Lukefag HOW does "abandoning physical, spatio-temporal composition" equate to surpassing or being beyond the concept of dimensionality as a whole? Surely the wiki page you're linking has very convincing argumentation

Okay but hypothetically…. What if we just went for the feats they actually do..

Look how flat. Disgusting.

Coop, you threw that drill at the food truck

Lukebros, the Yuuzhan Vong HARD COUNTER our scaling……..

People gush over Yoko’s tits, but Nia’s white skin and soft hands are something else. She looks like she smells amazing, and I can imagine myself watching TV with her for hours while I plant little butterfly kisses down her supple pale neck and tummy…

It would be perfect with a longer skirt, I can't take her seriously when she is naked half the time and the other half she is showing her ass
This is just REEKS of sexism

Megas vs TTGL is plot armor vs willpower..

Guy Gardner Vs Guy Shishioh is the only way

Simon…

Ttgl doesnt have much appeal to the west so its no wonder that deathbattle had to bring dc in to bring it into the mainly western viewerbase. Ttglfans should be thanking kyle.

Smaller tits are better

sorry but my verse is 7 times higher then your verse because of a short story from an anthology book nobody read for a shitty show only retards enjoy and it's only that high because it ripped off Jews and stole their beliefs

Kill yourself listtroon.

Ever heard of the allegory of the cave?

Luke abandons physical, spatio-temporal composition, with it becoming nothing more than a mere illusion

This means Luke ascended to a truer existence since the concepts of space and material composition were mere illusion, like how the cavemen find out the there was a world realer than their own

row row

Gaaaaay

Guy Gardner doesn’t work with Guy Shishioh, he’s too straightlaced, he should fight a rough around the edges mecha pilot like Ryoma.

Possibly Madoka

Simon stop Gushing over your wife here, this is a place for battles

That’s just cruel. I love it. Okay, Ryoma vs Alan then.

But Modern Alan to gay bash him

If you are uninteractable by the laws of your dimension’s physics, then you clearly exist in a higher dimension. Take a physics class, loser.

Is there any anime series that can even stand up to TTGL?

No, though I do browse them from time to time.

I did, yeah. It felt a bit rushed in the beginning, but I enjoyed the ending. I also read final night and rebirth before starting the omnibus.
RN, I'm just continuing the nu52 run, so far, ngl, it's kinda ass, especially after Lights Out. I heard some of the side lantern stories are good, though, so I'm reading those instead.

Then why does the galaxy still have wanton villainy and unnatural disasters

He says, posting Homura

Luke “ascending” is equivalent to cavemen finding out fire exists

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Star

Hal…

Probably Getbackers, Kami Tenchi or some other ludicrously ridiculous powerwank shit
In terms of actual scale of fights though? No

Me.

He mooned Batman for fun and thought of date raping Mary Marvel

That’s the opposite of straught laced

yeah also Simon

Tenchi Muyo…

mogs ashi both in physicsl attractiveness and in a fight

KWAB

But can he beat Speedy Wanked Bill?

Reading comprehension, get some

Also forgot Wonder Woman and Anti Monitor

getbackers

Mindbroke suggs into creating suggsverse

No, let them have their fun. Simon is a good character, and they gave DC a richly deserved fraudcheck. Let them enjoy their moment in the sun. KINGtos will humble them when the time comes, as he always does.

JOBackers

so weak it resulted in the creation of Suggsverse out of spite and autism

Yoko got really fucking jealous when everyone prefered Nia's attire over her
youtube.com/watch?v=tvhFN5YSAZQ
Yoko canonically cannot compete with Nia

WRONG.
ME? a TRIGGERCHAD.
14 year old girls? PERFECTLY LEGAL in CHADPAN.
this too

Hater

Simon's whole thing is getting stronger by the second because that is what spiral power does

People complain about NLF

When that is HOW SPIRAL POWER WORKS

none
TTGL is uncontested

?????
when did i ever care about RWBY or TMNT?

Guy Gardner isn’t straightlaced, but Guy Shishioh is, he won’t even have sex with his own wife out of fear of creating a race of superhumans and wants to settle for adopting kids instead, Gardner shouldn’t be fighting someone who’s that big of a goody two shoes.

pre-Korra Aang is this strong??

No lies detected.

Well, people make mistakes.

Nothing can top Yoko.

Of course not, otherwise I'll leak Liam's lolicon folder

Not a DC fag, what makes Wonder Woman worthy of being compared to the others like that?

Alien X's whole thing is doing whatever he wants because that is what omnipotence does

People complain about NLF

When that is HOW OMNIPOTENCE WORKS

Homura is Madosexual.

She is objectively unable to feel anything for anyone but Madoka, so i wonder why lolifags post her as a potential wife

if you go back in time and try to kill simon when hes a kid can he still pull STTGL

but Guy Shishioh is, he won’t even have sex with his own wife out of fear of creating a race of superhumans and wants to settle for adopting kids instead

Implying Guy wouldn’t immedately offer to fuck his wife for him

That’s the joke

Small boob GODS just cannot stop winning

If Simon is so strong why can't he just bring Nia back to life?

Kyle Rayner here. I'm planning to take Hal in after seeing what that sick fuck has stored on his hard drive. Wish me luck guys!

She's also mentally in her 30s, minimum.

Hulk’s whole thing is getting stronger by the second because that is what his anger does

People complain about NLF

When that is HOW THE HULK WORKS

Otoko just rewrites himself back into reality

autist gets super pissed about his favorite losing so creates a verse to be the strongest one of all

is Suggs just black Listroon except instead of wasting his rage wacking it to little girls while posting on a Zimbabwe basked weaving forum and Reddit he instead used the rage to create the most overpowered piece of fiction of all?

Nia aint exactly flat. Woman is rocking a high C or low D cup. Or as big as she wants with spiral power.

>Alien X's whole thing is doing whatever he wants because that is what omnipotence does

>People complain about NLF

>When that is HOW OMNIPOTENCE WORKS

Because the bachelor life with no obligations is superior

Triggersissies... we're pedos????

KYLE DON'T DO IT YOU NEED A CONTROLLED LIFE EQUATION

Could Simon beat Homura

Sounds dangerous, you should ask Simon for back up.

Because thats how stupid DC comics get with their power, is why they're wanked like crazy.
Totally would a big Nia btw

Wait, you guys are still mad about Ben vs Hal still?

You mean being a wandering hobo?

YUP YUP post more Yoko titties

Guts’s whole schtick is beating monsters far bigger and stronger than himself against all odds

People complain about NLF

When he does this EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Erm... have you ever heard of le Plato

Oh brother
It says nothing explicitly about concepts, And even if I granted you that, it would just be above the concept of "spatio-temporal composition", not explicitly dimensionality.
So at best he's above the cosmology of Star Wars
Please try again, your best this time, to explain how to construe "beyond the concept of dimensionality", as in being beyond the concept of axial freedom, involving dimensionality like inductive/topological dimensions, fractal dimensions, combinatorial dimensions or other forms of scaling behaviors, from the description "abandoning physical, spatio-temporal composition" and show me how that's a simpler assumption to have rather than just assuming Luke is a 5D ghost

Time for some Ninjas not from Naruto or TMNT.

AlienXbros…

actually around 26

14 + at least 100 month and halfs of failed loops

She's one of the main Justice League characters and also has bullshit. Also beat Batkek

The result got retconned by Hal's time travel powers being retconned.

Kyle's whole shtick is that he sucks more dick than anyone in the multiverse

People complain about NLF

When that is HOW FAGGOTRY WORKS

I hate Superman not having something breaking up the suit like the red underwear or at least a belt, it looks like a giant onesie

Post SHARTtos destroying a mountain.

homosexuality

Bueno Excellente…

VSBW will take any statement that says 'transcending space and time' at face value and give it an outerversal rating because that's transcending dimensions to them.

Kirby’s whole schtick is being able to copy his opponents abilities to gain an advantage

People complain about NLF

When Kirby has INFINITE POWER

Simon vs Hal, fight starts because Simon is trying to save teenage Yoko from Hal's lust. Can Simon possibly beat a Hal this driven to win?

writes “Has immeasurable speed” on himself

speedwalks over to Simon

writes “Has zero willpower and cannot create any more” on him

proceeds to stab him to death with his pen while Simon is too depressed to fight back

Eh ya ruined the WORKS thing

It says nothing explicitly about concepts

Holy shit wrong before your first sentence ends lmao. The entire thing was Plato's metaphor for the true world of forms and the idea that emanations of forms are less real versions of the concept they're imitating.
Luke simply ascends to a truer world since space, time, the physical were all just illusion.

then why didn't they do it for Simon or Jiren?

Otoko Simon: "Nah"

Actually they treat it with skepticism, and where one would automatically give at least Low 2-C rating and Immeasurable speed, they treat it carefully

who wins this villains brawl?

Simon will eventually get stronger than Megas, but he won’t have time to when Coop presses this.

Does [what kyle attempted to do]

Why do they keep doing this?

Saitama's whole thing is doing whatever he wants because his verse is made of street-level jobbers

People complain about NLF

JOBs

Bowser

b-b-but

Bowser

Usually? Yes.
She transcends her 4D existence like goddess Madoka and is conceptual, so 5D on a Multi+ scale.

tho the record gacha has some tetrahedron cosmology that is implied to increase in dimensions each layer, but some pointed out that moving from multi+ onwards just means that it expands infinitely, not that it has to be another layer of dimensionality.

So if you take the wank, you can say Homura is infinite Dimensional

Man we really need a Megas episode.

he already has immeasurable speed as seen with Made in Heaven

this shit makes my brain hurt

Bowser

The funny thing is that Deathbattle fights don't even last 5 minutes.

Kyle already tried this and failed btw

also writes “has no memory of Kamina” on him

All he has to do is remind Hal she's a teenager and he'll say she's too old and lose interest

Who would Hal prefer Yoko or Nia?

Nia

He likes blondes

Bowser......is the first to die.

Look at that fatty

This match sucks

This fag has been pushing RWBY x TMNT for actual fucking years on Anon Babble for reasons no one understands.

Anos

rebuild of eva anti universe real life shenanigans

Dragon ball the real 4d

Surely if i do what Kyle did, I will win this time!

this girl

Anus

This scares Marvelfags and DCfags

If he has a brain, Yoko.

It’s the most popular MU for both teams

Verily, I tied in a test of strength with the atomic giant known as Godzilla

Billy Baxton fucking detransformed on Godzilla's head and that made me have to save him, then Godzilla nuked my ass.

She's 14 here.

Because Otoko Simon exists on a layer still affected by time and space since it's just our irl world. Outer is where those concepts shouldn't apply.

Listtroon hates RWBY because Tifa got robbed.

Fun fact, according to MHU, plato's realm literally exists in physical space, and they have cardinalities where they only have """Transcendence""" over specific spheres and you can go higher into ultimate ensemble and there will be other higher platos realms.

Essentially what this bitch is

Until he finds Darry…

nah
bow to the king

Holy shit wrong before your first sentence ends lmao.

The entire thing is [BABBLING HEADCANON]

Are you going to address the rest of my post?

Bring me the boy!

Question. If Simon doesn’t need the Core Drill; why have we never seen him do anything badass without it?

Doc Green...

I don't think Simon could stop Hal if he saw this...

Yes

High 1-A is where narrative layers reside, transcending space and time is below that at 1-A on vsbw

Name a better MU than Athena vs M Bison

so like Crimson Chin's fictional universe and Timmy's universe?

Bejita...

halBABBLE

kyleBABBLE

guyBABBLE

ENOUGH. BRING ME SIMON.

/dbs/ shitpost instead of arguing against the point of Platos metaphor

I'll take it as your concession

King of Fighters is faggy

Probably, if there was another kirby villain instead of King Dedede

I'd agree, but you have better magic users like Gruntilda, Wizpig and Enchantress on that list.

John ONLYREMEMBEREDFORBEINGINTHECARTOONwart

no it's not, both are 1-A, you need to transcend the 1-A place the same way the 1-A place transcends all to be High 1-A

Jobs to sickle cell

Why do you keep bringing up Marvel?

because it manifests when he believes in himself. It's like a key Simon wills into existence when he's locked in.

black dude

Give him Lordgenome

Honestly we should stop having people above universal in death battle if they're just gonna never actually do it with any level of accuracy for the sake of maintaining a casual audience.

The connections are fucking obvious

teams of four teenagers named after an acronym

all have different weapons and different colored outfits

all have different personalities (the bitchy one, the smart one, the funny one, and the leader)

You’re stuck fighting the other nigger

One's just a cabbage farmer. He has no powers. One's literally just a sushi chef.

NO!!! SIMON IS MINE!

why not

High 1-A requires multiple hierarchies of narrative layers

Goonies vs the Monster Squad or bust.

... SO HE CAN BE MY MASSA AN' I CAN PICKS COTTON FOR HIM

who's the other nig?

Has it ever been destroyed?

Change Dedede with Void Termina and things get more exciting for Bowser

lol nope

Very neat little excuse to duck my post
Are you still able to explain in actual logical terms how Luke transcends a concept in of itself instead of just mindlessly evoking an analogy?
Homelander negs btw

KOF is Anon Babble and /fgc/ certified

Pfft, Japanese people owning black slaves is like, totally historically innaccurate.

Void of feats Termina

It’s just random

Who would win between John and Carol Captain Marvel? I saw that matchup recently.

Hey Jon. You need help?

PRETTY sure Father Balder, Ganondorf, Dracula, Zeus, Hades and M.Bison could manhandle Bowser.

It's also gay and it sucks. Kill yourself.

Yasukebros…….

That’s it. Post your CHADTH CHADTTLE matches featuring characters weaker than town level.

NO!!! SIMON IS MINE!

Talk shit.
Get hit.

"Bu-bah!"

the other lanterns think they have a chance

Never send a man to do a woman's job. Leave Simon to ME.

Any character with true unlimited power with no limitations would just be omnipotent unlike the infinite potential which is what every 'infinite power' character has. TTGL and DC are in the latter category.

Kill yourself listtroon.

Batman vs Snake

Can your hero tank being slammed into the source?

Kratos…

I did say exciting, not impossible

You know what? Fuck it. Tom Servo vs Crow T. Robot.

Why is this rat wearing sunglasses?

jobs to a high Outerversal king

nothing shameful about that

Why the fuck do they pronounce Simon’s name like that? I can’t say it without laughing

How come this doesn’t come up much outside of the comics, a wall made out of legends who failed to reach The Source sounds badass.

Yasuke was the greatest Samurai ever and fucked Oichi, Nobunaga's sister.

Thats all historically accurate info from our friends at ubisoft

My hero...lost to the BBC

No. My favorite hero is street tier

Because you aren't spic

the genie from Aladdin is omnipotent

HOLY FUARK

Says this only for Simon to outpace him

Oopsie!

Rohan would just write a manga where he’s the chad mangaka and Otoko Simon is the basedjack wannabe artist.

Eru doesn't fucking count that's just God from The Bible

Thor fucks Black Women so evens out

”Sweet, a Anon Babble thread!”

look inside

over half of it is animeshit

shiMOAN

Zalama is omnipotent

HOLY FUARK

Solar system level only

lmao

Sweet, a Anon Babble thread!

Looks inside

Death Battle

DELETE THIS!!!

I'm still mad they didn't give Optimus a decent matchup yet

hits (you) with coconut

Marvel will never have Storm and Thor get together just so they can push her with Black Panther

Sad

Why is Vision staring like that?

You can't escape your beating. He's already here.

It’s true. Something that isn’t a true infinity can’t become a true infinity by jumping to it

Simon is stronger than G- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO IM SORRY AIIEEEEEEE PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP SIMON-SAMA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vision is NOT vibing with this

Let's be fair, Marvel was like 'we only got three black characters right now...uh, PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER'

You mean you don’t like him curbstomping a robot he has nothing in common with?

The ADV Dub of TTGL pronounces it normally
youtube.com/watch?v=-_rkqk7rwbE (1:38) Be prepared for Viral's voice change though

The POWER contained in this image.... who can this team of HEROES defeat!?

WATCH OUT

Boota… at the start of series

I refuse to accept EU wank because at the end of the day it's just going "yeah umm grievous might have been killed by a blaster shot but in actuality he had planet level durability and so did all of the jedi"
like you can maybe bullshit a reason as to how the jedi have low defenses at some points because of the force or something but you genuinely can't do that for grievous

Guy has the coolest uniform btw

Bowser's Star Rod has no limits and can do ANYTHING the wielder wants with no constraints

HOLY FUARK

Simon pleading to Simon

ugh...

Planet level from tanking a Force Push

Post Shaak Ti and Roron Corobb destroying a planet.

Boota victims.

You can’t reconcile it with stuff like Yoda struggling to move maybe a couple dozen tons while Dooku escaped. Or Order 66

Lex Luthor

Sure, it's actually not that hard, barely an inconvenience.

GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA CAPESHIT IS A JOKE

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A CAPESHIT "HERO" WHO HASN'T BEEN KEKED OR BLACKED TO SHIT?

ok but like
if the empire had to spend a gorillion dollars on the death star
and the only thing that can rival that is THE FORCE™
then why would the separatists have made something just as good, if not better since he's just the size of a dude DECADES before

I love Kyle’s crab mask look personally. Even if he hasn’t been cool in like 25 years

Wish GrantingGODS we are OMNIPOTENT

Lose to Popeye. He beat a Wish-O-Matic

youtube.com/watch?v=v2ukFFyXSGw

Then the wish-o-matic isn't omnipotent and lacks true limitless power

Fairly OddparentsKINGS…….

Monica Rambeau

I mean, the blaster shot went directly into his organs, compared to every previous attack hitting his armor plating

DA RULES SAYS NO

comic xisters how can we refute this...

has no limits

gives DIO plot armor

The idea of lesser-experienced Green Lanterns jobbing to a tiny pigmole is funny as fuck

What about Ch’p vs Boota

Squirrel vs Mole

The cosmology of Marvel and DC was just violently gaped.

The idea of High-tier Multiversal Green Lanterns jobbing to a tiny pigmole is funny as fuck

FTFY

VSBWfags really think

Hmmm Grievous tanking a blaster shot to the lungs with it only pissing him off isn’t cool enough, he needs to be PLANETARY!

what's the mental gymnastics needed to consolidate order 66 with planet level jedi btw

Cuter creature coming through.

AIEEEEEEE!!!! BOOTA-SAMA!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!!

God

Been there, done that.

Mindrape

Multiverse labyrinth. Ignored.

he wouldn’t realize he’d need to until Luke already has him mindraped

See the aforementioned statement. Ignored. You're just describing the Anti-Spiral who in the end LOST to this GOD AMONGST MEN.

Bullet timer Clone Troopers with Continent level blasters

No one

Boota was in Kill la Kill by the way

Erases Simon the bum

"Ain't I a stinka?"

Hmm, not round enough.

Superman, Goku, and Kratos...

Luluco victims

K, b, c.

Mechu-duru allows Luke to control any machinery

STTGL isn't even machinery it's a construct made of spiral energy. Filthy FUCKING secondary.

Comes back and makes Bugs Bunny GRIT THOSE TEETH

Homelander Victims were posted in this thread. In all 138 images barring himself of course.

cucks arnold schwarzenegger

what tier is he?

New thread

Otoko Simon: "Nice try, buddy"

undoes it

You can measure how butthurt and insecure a fan is by their reaction to toonforce

vsbattles.com/threads/looney-tunes-and-animaniacs-tier-1-downgrade.169753/

imgur.com/uLe7opP

bugs isnt tier 1 anymore

his real world and animators he toys with are just another layer of its cartoon universe, not real life or transcendant

cool trick dude, almost got me there

Damnit, I wanted to make the new thread

You could just make another and hope jannies don't delete it

yo, listtroon/op of the next thread is the oh no spammer schizo

*deletes KEKmon*

So many teeth want to get gritted today