Reminder Haachama mating presses Hulk into submission
Death Battle
Uh.. Okay
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
V-Tuber SHART
Irrelevant compared to CHADmon
Fraudwalker bros....They won't stop laughing at us...
op's a fag
podophile fantasies
How can you not like Nia?
ohnoschizo is also listtroon holy shit lmfao
OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK OFF BACK TO Anon Babble
Is there a more cucked fanbase than capeshitters?
Podophile
Feet out of NOWHERE
Bowser's Star Rod has no limits and can do ANYTHING the wielder wants with no constraints
Wish GrantingLORDS we have TRUE LIMITLESS POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
omniversal battlefield
the site even worse then VSBW somehow with wank
Fairly OddparentsKINGS…….
Rmemeber whej Anti DC fags tried to move the general to vt?
Who could beat him?
vtumor OP
This unironically makes more sense than vsbw, csap or any other powerscaling brainrot.
You can just wish for anything and that's more of a feat than any babble about dimensions and platonic forms.
Listtroon is your dad?
A job application
Can your fuarking hero stop this drill?
Erases Simon the Bum
”Ain’t I a stin- huh?”
Cool trick dude, but I can DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
Do the impossible, see the invisible
Row! Row! Fight the power!
Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable
Row! Row! Fight the power!
Power to the peeps, power for the dreams
Still missing piece scattering, so incomplete
We be the most incredible soldier from underground
See how easy they all fall down
Digging to the core to see the light
Let's get out of here babe, that's the way to survive
Ya top of the head, I'm on the set
Do the impossible, don't you wanna bet?
'Cause a lot of things changed, we be waiting in vain
If you wanna get by, no pain no gain
Wow! Fakers wanna test me again
Sorry, my rhyme's gonna snatch your brain yo
I'm so sorry for the straight up skill
We gonna, make it a-happen with the crazy rap skill
Get ready to rumble, now would be the time, uh huh
If you ain't know, now you know
Good luck fellas!
(Libera me, Domine, de morte æterna,
In die illa tremenda. in die illa
Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra,
Dum veneris judicare
Sæculum per ignem.
Tremens factus sum ego et timeo,
Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira)
[Deliver me, Lord, from eternal death
On that terrible day, on that day
The heavens and earth will be moved,
When you will come to judge
The age by fire.
I dread and tremble for
The scattering to come and your wrath]
Second verse dedicates to the real peeps
What we got to say is so real thing 'cause
Revolution ain't never gonna televise
Kicking the mad flow, microphone phenotype
Open your third eye, seeing through the overground
I'm about to hit you with a scream from underground
Whole city's covered with a cyber flavor
"G" is in your area, one of the toughest enigma
pajeets falseflag
pajeets attempt to re-write the narative to make the hulkfags look like the 'victims' and kaijufags were 'spamming'
swear up and down fraudzillafags are having the melties and cuckspamming
ohnolistroon has been doing this since august last year and before that spammed the aiieeeee spare me hulk-sama post
Quite easily, thank you.
Can you actually debunk any of the sources?
stops the boundless potential of wish granting fairy oddparents
no, Capeshitters also win the most raped fanbase award too.
I am confused why people think i csre about naruto, bleach, Rwby or Tmnt or spamming stuff thst has nothing to do with the verses i like
u mad. ezzzzzz
y u mad tho?
Bugs bunny bros...We came from an spiral. AIEEE.
Because you’re a faggot
vsbattles.com
bugs isnt tier 1 anymore
his real world and animators he toys with are just another layer of its cartoon universe, not real life or transcendant
Meds NAO, schizo.
The classical definition of omnipotence is being able to do anything with no limits which matches pretty closely with wishing assuming you can do anything you want.
Powerscalers forget omnipotence is supposed to be a simple clear cut concept that doesn't need to be explained in terms of narrative layers, boundlessness or other meaningless babble.
Da Rules aren't actually hardline rules; you can totally break them at anytime. They're just lines on paper. It's just that whenever you do, Jurgen shows up.
Bugs bunny and Simon have are wall level cucks and have always been wall level cucks!
bugs when he finds out toonforce doesn't work on otoko feats
Light should be fighting Timmy Turner instead
both average kids that no one understands
one day they randomly gain magical allies
two of them can do anything except one while one is specifically for killing
Light's name in the Netflix film was Light Turner
As much as people complained about this MU's results, at least it didn't attract pedophiles. It made sense for the sexy woman to be sexualized before Dante killed her.
magic
Cheap trickery
What about when the wands deflate?
Uhhh probably not? But then again my identity isn't centered around how powerful my favorite character is
Simon created all the Looney Tunes after he defeated the Anti-Spiral
Yup yup yup
light
average
Kill yourself listtroon.
me? schizo? i don't spam the same thing for almost a year then get mad and spam Anon Babble and Anon Babble godzilla threads with it
Also the rules don't apply to genies like Norm. You can basically ask him to do anything you desired.
Why does Otoko Simon count then?
It's okay when my favorite character does it.
CHADerine
I-I didn't [obvious falseflags you obviously did]
Yup yup, schizo's off his meds.
Who's gonna tell them that toonforce was never a supa saiyajin thing you have to BREAK THE HEAVENS to reach, but rather a concession over the laws of reality and debate made for fun? Stepping out of the page and meeting the writer was never a wincon against toonforce.
Battleboarders take this hobby way too seriously nowadays. They'll post Chuck Norris vsbattle wiki pages next to prove why Simon beats him at this point
Otoko Simon isn't accepted on VSBW (yet)
vsbattles.com
Even without them they job to FNaF World cast
FODDERmineko
All happened entirely in the head of a crippled retard btw
If your conflict between OUTERVERSAL POWERS is contained within one galaxy then it is not that big.
Take for instance 40K or EU Star Wars.
no if you break too many reals it starts to break apart and the universe starts to end, Cosmo, Jordan, and Jorgan's ass were able to fix it before it ended
provide proof i did it
Sonic does beat Goku tho
Who's gonna tell them-
AHHHHHHH SHUT UP
Star Warsbros, 40keks……… our response?
How come the all powerful kyle couldn't control the life equation but a mere human like lex not only solved the anti life equation but managed to hold complete control over it?
I’ve never been good at knowing my limit
Keep finding new universes to fit in
Have faith in the me that believes in myself
Give me a challenge to rise to, I’ll face it
And every shred of despair, I’ll erase it
Have faith in the you that believes in yourself
Masters of will and light, space and time
It all bends to my design, stars align
In the palm of my hand, celestial bodies dance
Give me a challenge to rise to, I’ll face it
And every shred of despair, I’ll erase it
And where there is life, there is hope
Get off Anon Babble, OhNoFag.
Nuh uh, he transcends dimensions bro
I meant by this thread
truthy nukey
thats just the dcau LE tho
Say it to his face. If you can.
FNAF World
all in a dead child's head btw, only real character in it is Old Man Consequences
You were there to see it, and I wasn't. You even have the screengrabs. And you keep being obvious about your angry agenda. 100% PROOF.
Posts nerfed anti-life equation
Marvel > Godzilla = Mecha > DC
Outerversal is just platonic realm shit, literally anyone can do it. Animes about high school have 1-C characters.
It's really cheap transcendentalism..
The DCAU is part of the DCU
wrong format
needy posting
See?
i'm waiting
you were there to see it
nope, found out about it here
and i wasn't
likely story
you even have the screengrabs
nope
angry agenda
i'm not the gayshitterfag
100% proof
that you did it? yup yup yup!
Update 2 retcons all that
Because Kyle is a fucking loser bro. I'm 80% sure Hal has better willpower feats than him.
"I'VE GOT THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE!"
"I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE UNIVERSE!"
What can Simon even do if Bugs pretends to dress up as Nia and lets him fuck him in the ass and sucks his dick for him?
Cum?
Row Row Fight the Powa!
How are we holding up today DC bros?
people use the browser version of 4channel you know
defensive babbling
Obvious falseflag faggotry is obvious. So ezzzz.
Bugs doesn't like to do it, but it usually gets people to stop beating him up.
Bugs has to invoke his TGT homosexuality to get ANY kind of advantage over Simon
boy have we had this problem with repeated posts before?
yeah, you really did defensively babble
way too ezzzzz
GurenKINGS I kneel.
You're not as good as the real deal, "doc"
Finally. A CHINK in Simon's armor..., homosexuality!
If she's so great why is she dead?
You mean Niko/OhNo/Kaijurager? Who's been doing this shit since 2023? And thinks xis Oh No post bothers me?
The baxter building scales to xeelee btw
nervous parroting
damn, caught you, and u mad :^D
... You're even better
What did Simon mean by this? Why did this actually happen in canon?
Stepping out of the page and meeting the writer was never a wincon against toonforce.
That's the thing though, it's "for fun" and by that same thing I can say Simon DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE and wins anyway.
aw, stealing my response now? u very mad u buttflustered
Surprisingly, it's actually not that much nerfed compared to the real thing
B-But that's not fun, its just saying "my dude will win your dude"
ENTER
The mastered life equation scales to this right?
stealing
You're the parrot. I said 'u mad' and it's all you can reply, now. lol U R my BITCH lmao
Bug's Bunny's ultimate technique, trooning out.
My Heroes are unstoppable.
STTGL isn't even needed.
life equation isn't a thing in the DCAU
It cracks me out every time when I see this page. Cartoon John is way more powerful than his comic counterpart
nah u mad
parroting little yipper dog
What can Simon do if he gets anal and a blowjob
Cum?
bow your heads in respect for the DC slayers
In theory yeah, but let's emphasize the word "mastered" here
I KNEEL!
Was about to say where's Boota but he's actually there
CAS is a robot
Does this mean Luke's mecha duru would actually neg CAS?
Nothing. And that's just one of several boundless wincons. Simon would be powerless if Bugs attached a dynamo to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, reversing Spiral Power and completely nullifying it. He would also be powerless if Bugs simply put some dynamite in the multiverse labyrinth when Simon absorbed it. And don't get me started on Bugs using his pull as a Hollywood Producer to big league Simon and prevent the animation from being complete. What if Bugs grabs an eraser and simply erases Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann?
What if Bugs made it Spiral Season?
Simon has no answer to Bugs wearing a costume and saying Bugs went that way.
There are levels to this, doc. And it's high time you realized it.
They actually straight up recreate the multiverse with the Life Equation and destroyed the Anti Life Equation two seconds later, so it's actually stronger than anything Kyle ever did with it
I kneel…….
"Toon force is basically unbeatabl-"
Because of a man giving him anal and a blowjob?
So you want Simon to be a joke character whose only merit is a catchphrase is what you're saying
oh my god I never noticed that before lol. he has his own drill.
Toonbros, my KNEES are BENDING…….
Base Bayonetta scales to the god that granted free will to everyone in her multiverse
A god who transcends spacetime
Loses
Isn't this the equivalent of Simon or Kyle losing to a guy below planetary level?
bayonetta.fandom.com
bayonetta.fandom.com
Why is this flesh light still speaking?
the kaijufag is a Discord troon and paid shill
Why'd you make it so obvious?
only when he returns
Death battle thinks breaking the fourth wall gag feats are equal to this btw
This nigga survived a multiversal level existence erasure event without some faggy multicolored ring shit. Just his will alone. Why can't kyle be this cool?
good ban the kaijufag. hope it takes you with them, mobile user
Darry grew up kinda hot.
You mad?
No? I've no clue what you're trying to yammer about. My idea goes along with the joke.
be Simon
show up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I can
opponent walks in
SSSSSSSSSMOKIN’
it’s The Mask
green-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suit
w-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship Kamina
Mask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoe
guffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”
he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then pops
I fall out of cockpit in white boxers
"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at me
try to summon spiral energy, it's not going up
Mask hands me a little blue pill
"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."
I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel show
cue laugh track
flailing, I try punching him
he easily dodges by stretching his neck
does a backflip over me
WHOOHOO!
when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses
"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"
“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”
he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break
"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"
screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-Spiral
The Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney Tunes
Road Runner blitzes me
Bugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyes
Daffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”
try one last attack
“This is for Nia!!!”
Mask pulls out marriage certificate
Too late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!
She appears at his side and they make out in front of me
I get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abyss
later
sobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevance
Mask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophone
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
No, it's actually superior (and they're right)
UNBEATABLE!!!!
TFW Amazo would've been a better matchup for Simon than Kyle
How?
Never...
Leave Simon to US.
then where do Bat-Mite and Mr. Mxyzptlk go?
Otoko Simon: "Lol"
Troonforcebros..... My knees.....
Just DCucks. Marvel CHADS see unparalleled success among the GODS of fiction.
You can't take a joke then, I understand. You're just like the Anti-Spiral. A cynical solipsist. Simon deserves better fans
DCAU AMAZO is for Novel Kars
Mmm...Mori...
V-Tuber singing
Name a single thing in existence worse than this.
STOP! You'll make Dr Doom cry!
The REAL Strongest Green Lantern... I fucking kneel...
Anon Babble boards singing
Novel Kars doesn't have anything that crazy though.
oh shit, which discord btw? lemme go spam dolphin porn in it
Jon cucks other guys
Kyle gets cucked
Yup, my HERO and Kyle the FRAUD...
BOOTA-SAMA PLEASE DON'T WIPE OUT MY ENTIRE VERSE!!!!
How many enraged, bloodlusted Thraggs would it take to kill him?
He was pretty decently powerful. Vandal Savage said that other than Superman, GL was the one who gave him the most trouble
Would bang this whore
HASHIRIDASHITA OMOI GA IMA DEMO
KONO MUNE WO TASHIKANI TATAUTERU KARA
KYOU NO BOKU GA SONO SAKI NI TSUZUKU
BOKURA NARI NO ASU WO KIZUITEIKU
KOTAE WA SOU ITSUMO KOKO NI ARU
Al Qaeda scales above Marvel heroes
How many Sundisks is he worth?
His armor is stronger than the thraxan armor that nolan couldn't break
How many Bardocks does it take to kill an Omni Man
I killed him right there
Fuck no.
that's like asking how many ants it would take to kill an elephant
Sundisk jokes are so 2024
Mogged by the Critic's Christmas Song
youtube.com
The more Death Battles they release, the worse Dante vs Bayonetta ages. Their new modus operandi and way of thinking do contradict the crappy early seasons.
oh yeah?
youtube.com
I kneel
Gosh I remember when the Nostalgia Critic was a real character instead of Doug's self-insert
Y-You can't take a joke
I was making the joke.
Jesus christ that flashing at the start almost killed me. Why would he go from a deep black screen to that without warning?
I'M SIMON THE DIGGER! IF THERE'S A WALL IN MY WAY, I'LL SMASH IT DOWN!
GIGAAAAA DRILLLL BREEEEEEAAAK
Jokes?
Under his watch:
darkseid is gone
lex luthor is gone
the joker is gone
gorilla grodd is gone
damian waynebwasn't even born
How can kyle even compete?
So Simon just gets to say "Nah I'd win" to any opponent now? How is this fair? Why aren't more people bothered by this bullshit?
OK fuck you all, nothing beats this banger.
youtube.com
I was about to post a similar thing! The red and green strobe effect was brutal.
It’s okay when Superman does it
11D Superstructure = Hyperverse 1-B
11D Superstructure = ∞
Ω = (∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞.....∞) <----- infinite set/transcendence w/e
Outversal = Ω
Ex. (Von Neumann)
High Outerversal = ε = ( Ω Ω Ω Ω Ω........ Ω)
Ex. (Featherine)
Chain scale the above pattern forever you get downstreamers and Azathoth
Ignoring NLF applies to non DC characters too
Isn't the Chaos God's shtick is that they care infinitely more about the Great Game and the 40k Galaxy is just a fun little sidehobby? God, are you guys going to downgrade any human that has an antfarm or aquarium to fish/bug level?
what? you thought Goku was the top-dog?
Why aren't people bothered by something DC has been doing from the start
It is a mystery to all.
gameboards in Umienko have no time and space
They can't be above dimensions if they're below basic dimensions of space and time.
Ultima's true form is pretty much Azatoth. Thats why I dont have any faith in the Hulk winning. Its just absurd.
Welcome to Appeasement Battle. Kratosura was only just the beginning.
your character isn't even kakeraversal
Ultimate creates reality by dreaming it?
crush your cock with a rock you must
that ain't no joke known to me in battle boarding. MCU Captain America getting wanked like crazy till we start joking about him being planetary+, that's a joke. Popeye and Bugs Bunny not being omniversal powerhouses but doing zany things with toonforce from time to time so they just win, that's a joke. Chuck Norris that's a joke because Walker could do anything and it took half the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny to take him down. but Simon is pretty in your face powerful so the joke has no punchline. it's just an annoying tagline
It’s okay when DC does it
That's how Spiral Power works and Gurren Lagann is based unlike DC
Ngl MCU captain America is jobbing to Soldier boy, and I'm not even the homelander fag
metafaggotry
Downstreamers start at real world because it's hard sci-fi
If Bayonetta doesn't reappear in Death Battle, at least we know where she more or less ranks in DB's current powerscaling system, thanks to the most recent episode. She's really up there among all DB combatants. The issue is that they got her lore and feats wrong.
DCbros we have a match for our 2D verse...
NLF are never good for anyone
Infinite growth as an ability is a NLF. Along with many other powers.
MCU Captain America getting wanked like crazy till we start joking about him being planetary+
Not funny, uncreative.
Bugs Bunny erasing Simon on a piece of paper only for him to show up right next to him
Creative, canon, funny.
i can kind of see it, unless Cap gets Mjolnir. his best feat off the top of my head has to be either the helicopter thing or pushing a bulldozer better than Deathlok in Agents of SHIELD. I don't know if Soldier Boy is skilled enough to catch a shield throw. strong enough yeah, not sure about skilled. the Boys has had some pretty unimpressive and uncreative fight scenes with the strongest characters compared to what Cap went through in Endgame and Age of Ultron
no the schtick is that people think guys like skarbrand or mortarion are uni/outerversal threats because of le warp shenanigans
take a gander
vsbattles.fandom.com
vsbattles.fandom.com
vsbattles.fandom.com
Base Bayonetta scales to the god that granted free will to everyone in her multiverse
A god who transcends spacetime
Call of Dutybros they ripped us off
So does the show shift between ragebait and dickriding the powerscaling community now?
how was this remotely fucking fair
Everyone complaining about Simon’s infinite growth being an NLF has never seen the show btw
Nah, Simon beat Kyle in literally every single interpretation of the fight.
Look at their on-screen feats? Simon wins.
A more reasonable midway interpretation of the fight? Simon wins.
Wank them to high heavens with statements? Simon wins.
G1's interpretation? Simon fucking rapes 15-0, even if you give Kyle literal fanfic shit like full control of the Life Equation that he does not actually have.
Death Battle? One of the worst stomps on the show.
Kratos didn't beat Asura by either feats or Death Battle's own logic and was subsequently one of the worst episodes, if not the worst on the entire show, with everybody but the tiny most diehard Kratosfags liking it. Simon won correctly, plain and simple, and is one of the most beloved episodes on the entire show by even Kylechads. It's that easy.
It's certainly a solid business model
I mean Soldier boy has a city block level energy blast that may or may not destroy Caps Super Soldier Serum. I think he can tank bullets but not 100% sure
Not even DCfags think death battle does good research now after Kyle jobbed.
I don't think any fanbase takes their verdicts seriously now.
being this mad over a mere joke that simon could take on bugs
cmon, you're making bugsbros look bad
Yes, the multiverses in Godzilla is endless dreams inside of dreams inside of dreams Etc it mathematically goes on forever and its all just Ultima's dreams.
Outerversal Bloodletters
...except InvincibleGODS
WILE E. COYOTE
THOMAS JASPER CAT SR.
You both have been given an invitation to join the CHADS of Death Battle. However, there is only room for one of you. Give us a good battle, and may the best winner join our order.
Honestly it is deserved, if you are surprised and outraged over Kyle jobbing then you don't know Kyle.
twitter screenshot
if you're going to be using shit at least post the scan from the novel you retard
So Godzilla dreamed himself losing?
Tom doesn't stand a chance and it makes me sad.
"This character is a Marvel/DC cosmic, they win"
This is ok.
"This character can do the impossible, break the unbreakable, sink the unsinkable, penetrate the unpenetrable and touch the untouchable. Also they're anime."
WTF THIS IS SO FUCKING BIASED
Kratosisters why don’t WE get to join the CHADS of Death Battle…….
This battle has been as correct by the overwhelming majority of people who have watched the episode.
Literally the only people who think it's bad are the types who think everytime a high tier DC character stubs their toe they blow up reality 6 layers into outerversal or similar delusions. That, or the people who see 'a character gets stronger as they fight' and think "BUHHHHHHHHH DATS AN NLF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!! BUHHHHHHHHH"
both are bias
where's doomslayer
why do you think I'm mad?
no kingtos to bless them
I'm still rooting and betting for Tom because I like him more
If he dreams reality then why is still bound by math in his hard scifi novel?
Who wins?
people said the same thing for simon at the start of the waiting period anon
believe in yourself who believes in Mr. Anon Babble
gordon
next question
Diehard DCfags aren't the overwhelming majority of people.
ATTENTION GODZILLA FANS!!! The new Godzilla manga is out. A lovely anon, not only posted the whole chapter one out, but also translated it. This is a series where Godzilla will fight a new space monster called Volga.
Kyle didn't job. Simon is just built different.
you can dislike NLF and think DC isn't overpowered
Doomfraud is a street level jobber who had to wait a literal decade to take out someone weakee.
A hungry coyote beats a pampered housecat, no?
Mr. Anon Babble shall be welcomed.
I am fairly certain Tom takes it. He has a lot of bullshit and Coyote is most going to screw himself over like he always does. Tom at least wins sometimes
glued my balls to my butthole
A young man with a drill is making DCfags experience what DBfags and Benfags went through for fucking YEARS
irrelevant
Anon...
No one gives a fuck about Kyle...
"You're blind, wounded beyond repair..."
Dies shortly after writing the epitaph.
Simon is not that weak.
Kyle...
Another good point that anons brought up is that Wil E is a jobber that never caught road runner while Tom is component enough to get Jerry
Raven wipes Marvel's cosmology
DCfags act smug
Simon wipes DC's cosmology
"NO THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! AGENDA SCALING HORSE SHIT!"
Agreed, Duke isn’t tanking the Pulse Rifle’s alt-fire
… but everyone gives a fuck about composite DC man who got GAPED by Simon.
CAS never did recover from the CV debunk.
I think there's probably more to it than it seems. The biggest points of contention are that Wile's items always backfire while Tom has actually canonically died before.
I give 0.33 fucks about Kyle because of nostalgia points, but I don't think he beats Simon
She can have slapfights with DC since Vertigo is where the real heavy hitters reside.
but Kyle isn't composite DC
Perfect Cell could kill this guy.
DC isn't even infinite D
GODvel is as it was established in Spawnrider
Comicvine is full of downplayers
Has Coyote ever done anything on par with blowing up a planet destroying meteor? youtube.com
This is like making Kyle/Simon job to a chair.
Maybe not, but overreacting. anon thinks the idea someone could take on an OUTERversal BEAst like bugs is funny, is it, well, it's subjective.
I don't know about that man. That's reaaaaaally fucking hot if you stack the temperatures
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on glue
Road Runner is also a way more slippery opponent to catch. Just the fact hes always going so Dame fast and has toon force to negotiate shit like sticky traps and painting walls. Jerry is clever but he'd be ripped apart by Wille while Tom would never be able to catch the Road Runner.
have no time and space
Transcend time and space bros....
simon rockets up 8 dimensions alone in a second from 3D to 11D
and then becomes literally incomprehensibly more powerful compared to that in the next few minutes
and death battle said that if he were capable of being hit with erasure beyond an informational level he would have just died
b-but h-he can't make up a 1.3 dimensional difference! t-that's an NLF or something!
You guys really need to learn what words, terms and phrases mean
composite DC man
He really isn't. That's more of a superman thing since the verse literally revolves around him.
be chief
fights against the slayer
Call for Mac round support
It does jackshit
Desperate, calls over a covenant glassing beam from an assault carrier
nada
Brings out the nova bomb
a planet killer bomb
Kaboom
...he's still standing like nothing happens
Fuck it
Halo ring teleports over
Activate firing sequence
*halo firing sound effect*
...
... Did it finally work?
...
"Unf"
Sonabitch-
slayer touches chief
Chief instantly dies
...Suddenly, the slayer has a driller hole in his chest
Simon has come to avenge the chief
The slayer had chosen the coward's path of waiting till their enemy is at his weakest point
Then Simon shall show him what is the REAL POWER
To be fair they mentioned DC has platonic scaling that would transcend space, time and dimensions. But apparently they believe gag feats like turning a comic into real life scales above it.
this is such a grotesque pic of Thor. my goodness
Coimcvine is a forum dedicated to comics. They're not getting their info from OoC scan dumps on Discord. They actually read the comics, which means that they can contextualize and make sense of the scans.
He can be a CHAD when he wins a matchup that isn't a salty runback pity stomp.
For reference, a powerscaler would never show you "the heat of a 10 billion suns" because they don't want you to catch on to their bullshit.
Coimcvine
Probably the only guys who still bother buying and pirating capeshit comics nowadays, besides Death Battle.
I didn't say that all I'm saying is NLF is bad
Comicvine doesn't use vsbw's scaling system so they can't be as retarded as the average powerscaler.
wut. I'm just saying it's not much of a joke. but Bugs does solo fiction... you'll have better luck convincing your granddad that Simon beats Popeye at arm wrestling after he takes his spinach!
"You got me, Light boy. I dont think i have a clue of his Kira fellow is yet.
I suspected you for a while but now that i have worked alongside you, i just can't see it.
Here is this little thing tho, thanks to your research i am sure of one thing.
Kira is a racist fellow. How else can it be explained how many colored folks he has put six feet under?"
Zero robotic punching bag getting uppity.
The last time I went on ComicVine I saw a guy using a Sentry scan to downplay him that you could see was fake after 5 seconds of google searching.
Damn, Doomslayer got MOGGED by THAT!?
Which is true because toonGODS are the strongest characters on the show.
these threads aren't "normal" kek. it's not full of downplayers, it's this general that's full of wankers. comicvine has wankers too, but they mostly wank obscure verses so no one can debunk them
Superman
"It has been a plasure to have you here with me in this investigation, detective Columbo."
"Oh, thats easy. Its because black people commit more-"
"Nevermind, that is just stupid. Ignore i said anything."
Master Chief lost.
Halo flopped.
DC Deletus
better question.
Can Hulk and his gamma radiated stomach endure Haachama's cooking?
Spike Spiegel
Who wins?
who?
FUUUUAAARRRKKK Featherine is Galaxy Level? Goku better watchout
I kept telling them not to put sprint in those games and they didnt listen. Now look at it. Smh.
Master Chief lost.
Master Chief was BETRAYED
Halo Flopped
Halo was SABOTAGED
Nobody actually wanks here
Even the people laughing about Simon soloing fiction are doing it out of spite for actual DC wankers, you are never going to see someone unironically argue garbage like 'DC high tiers are several layers into outerversal' because the people who actually read comics see they're all like planet-star level
All I know is I had more fun playing Halo 2, 3 and Reach than any Doom game
Doomwank lost.
Doom The Dark Ages flopped.
I disagree. I've seen a ton of wank here. the arguments for Kyle in the lead up to last episode should be proof enough. it's just that they're disputed by the 2 or so anons who read comic books
Has no limits and will always win (DB actually said this mind you)
A lot of those people from what I saw were arguing from the perspective DB would have for Kyle, a lot of them got notably shut down when G1 went absolutely fucking insane with Kyle's powerlevel and gave him full Life Equation control and had him still lose
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that outfit
Sir, being The Doomslayer's Maid
what you’re doing on that outfit
ESLayer…
Doomfaggot wants men to crossdress
Simon couldn’t be killed by Kyle since he could come back from an informational level
The Toons in Space Jam 2 came back from their data being deleted from WB’s servers in the universe beyond the cartoon (beyond informational level)
Kylebros… leave Simon to me…
The night before the match was a treat.
G1 Blog huh? Probably going to be a neck and neck result with Kyle winning heheh
WHAT THE FUCK SIMON SWEEPED!?!?
EVEN WITH THE LIFE EQUATION!?!?!
W-well they've been wrong before! This will just be Omnidock 2! Death Battle won't let us down. Swank won't allow a DC herald to lose!
surpasses temporal and spatial dimensions
I didn't know we had such broken non-comic verses right away in Death Battle.
He does eat like literally hundreds of cans of beans so maybe
The Otoko fear from DCfags was palpable and them busting that shit out midway through Simon's analysis in the actual ep along with confirming the galaxies were universes was perfect.
reminder halo would been way, WAY worse if it was under bungie's care after Reach
the Destiny games has some of the worst writing in vidya history
There’s no way DB will bring up Otoko Simon, it’s not even translated!
funny cats
i don't know about that... i can't know their motives, but they were being pretty cunty about it. mind you, it's not limited to Kyle. most high tier cape characters, DC most of all, get that kind of treatment. Wally outracing instant teleportation even though the signal was moving within zeptoseconds... Hal creating a speedforce singularity in conditions that imply light speed with a small margin of error... Superman lifting Atlas' burden confirmed by the writer to be a metaphorical, symbolic and emotional weight and not a physical one. that kind of thing, nonstop, for everybody
I actually remember people going apeshit the minute they showed 'mangaka in another universe' at the very start
won DBcast
swept G1 twice
makes redditors piss and shit themselves trying to downplay Simon
effortlessly wins anyway leaving capefags baffled and confused
comicfags fear this boy
tfw a silly little high school bonus audio story results in the downfall of DC powerfags
Pretty funny
Honestly, I was getting tired of all the DC wank, so I'm glad Warner fired everyone from RT/DB. The corporate bias was getting out of hand. The only downside is that now brainwashed fans have to pay for new DBs to be animated.
Arguing with DCfags about whether non-officially translated material was going to be used is so retarded, the funniest part to me is that the document with the Otoko translation started in the beginning of the year WAY before any of us even knew of its existence
At least this season is fixing some of the fuck ups from the first ones. Bowser, Doomslayer, getting rid of DC bias. Probably getting rid of RWBY bias soon. It's a start, I guess.
Krasura is the only episode of this season that I hate so far.
The wait for RWBY is so ridiculous it puts Alex vs Cole to shame. No one cares anymore. It's a fossil.
Kratoswank winning eclipses all of them
Shitvelfags getting uppity
Capeshit is capeshit regardless of which anus it comes out of
Simonfags paid someone to translate a CD highschool AU audio drama to use a gag feat to make him win
Kwab
The only bs one from RWBY was Yang. Blake deserved her win but only because her opponent sucked
Forgot about that one, but then mentioned it in my next post
VSBW doesn't accept gag feats but death battle does
It's not visualized so that feat is really just a statement. LoreGODS defeat featscels once again.
What the fuck is this garbage?
Reminder that the research was done (as indicated by this) by the point Ben still said Superman beats Kyle and Simon
Superman (no limits at all) >>>>>> Simon (can break any limits) >>>>>> rest of DC >>>>>> fiction
DCope
Simon has betrayed the FeatLORDS code and used a statement to win
Simon has officially been revoked from being apart of the FeatLORDS and his position has been replaced
Batman's plot armor is stronger than Superman's and outside of DC so is Godzilla's.
But Swan was arguing Superman lost to Sentry on the cast.
a genuinely silly and fun little AU project
surely capefags haven't forgotten what that's like, right? you remember the old superman comics? or are you still on the
THE COSMIC DARKNESS THREATENS TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE
SOON ALL THE WORLDS IN CREATION WILL KNOW.... DARKNESS!!!
thing
Simon should've fought him then.
because he got put on team Superman, same reason why he argued for Spawn against Ghost Rider and then for Venom against Spawn
x.com
Alternate version where Simon lost and Kyle won
Simon meets Nia and Kamina again in the afterlife
nah he has all of them
feats
statements
lore
b-but
all of them
DCfags have forgotten what it’s like to have fun after Batkek gaped everyone in their setting.
The story happens in a dimension of sound and sound vibrations. Its statements are made of sound, therefore, the statement ARE feats.
Is "i-it's a gag feat!" going to be the new cope? If you actually read the translation it's a light-hearted story but it's not treated as a Looney Tunes joke. The Otoko manga ends on it being absorbed by the Labyrinth. It's real regardless of how you want to interpret it (personally I don't care about VSBW tier wankery, but at least be consistent).
Based CHADmon
Venom also has stronger plot armor too.
No source
KWAB
Simon would have died to the Spiral Nemesis (the excess of Spiral Power, which is narrative) collapsing all story into an infinite singularity
Superman didn’t die to the Dark Monitor consuming all narrative, such that Darkseid’s body was bringing all stories into itself within an infinite singularity
Superman > Simon
DCopers might not kill themselves after all
If you're a cuck you can't have infinite power btw
F-FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!
DCbros all our heroes are finite…..
there's a canon AU where Simon is the writer of a TTGL fanfiction. that's not an exaggeration, either. everything thing is canon. the manga, the novels, otoko, parallel works, yoko's belly button. all of it.
Animal Man should have fought Simon, both are based on the constant evolution of human life and dealing with tragedy such that you overcome the impossible and get it reset back to how it was in truth and beauty
Animal Man would have won btw
Every death battle gets decided by which character they decide to apply NLF to.
Sorry Simon maybe next time...
DCfags bringing up Kyle the C-list jobberll has now doomed us to a fate of possibly seeing TRANNYneko in the show. Get ready for a new era of dimeless combatants getting in solely to stroke pseuds' egos about fake math and fanfic fights.
there's no proof infinite objects exist in the concrete physical world IRL
FiniteGODS we won.
Your loss, old man.
finite objects exist in real life and transcend fiction where all abstractions like infinity exist
YUP YUP YUP
I LOVE SHITPOSTING
THAT'S MY POWER
WITH MY SHITPOSTING I CAN'T LOSE BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE FUN WHILE DOING IT
So, why do some people try to argue that being able to do whatever you want with no constraints isnt an auto win? Sounds like it should be without question.
TRVE AND CVNON
Did Simon actually murder the multiverse? Did he relinquish them back to their lives at least.
RTHman
Pfff
make this post /dbg/'s banner
Unlimited power with no constraints is just the definition of omnipotence and any omnipotent character would win any fight otherwise they have limits and aren't omnipotent.
Didn't SB prime do the same thing?
Realchads win again. Fictioncels mogged to oblivion.
Because they want their favorite autowin characters to win as well.
Can you show me Ben saying this?
Because that's a bunch of characters' trait without actually being omnipotent. Fair game to cap their power level and use for powerscaiing.
The way it works is that Simon exists spiritually in a higher qualitative dimension beyond all physics, which means he can manipulate all physics and all physical versions of himself (missiles, labyrinth merging, etc.), transcend all physics (infinite dimensional growth and seeing all physical reality as a story he can rewrite), and create new bodies if they are destroyed in physics (informational/conceptual regeneration).
Kyle had access to a conceptual weapon in the life equation, but he himself was based in physics and as a physical being could not fully control his conceptual weapon. Meanwhile Simon while starting as a physical being like Kyle transcended to a conceptual level totally such that he no longer needed his physical self unlike Kyle.
In order to beat Simon you have to be able to work on a higher-narrative level where you can reach down into Simon’s conceptual-self, bypassing his infinitely fractal physical-self. Simon transcended physical possibility and can jump to metaphysical possible worlds (‘conceptual levels’) whenever he wants, hence you need control over arbitrary metaphysical worlds or logical manipulation. There are different DC characters like that out there.
doesn't Transformers also have the real world inside the multiverse and Unicron exists in it?
Simon [Headcanon]
But if you can do whatever you want. You also either have to be omnipotent or can just make yourself be that anyway.
I thought the real world was in DC? Which is it?
Predictable
Laughed when they said that Kyle was the best lantern of all time. You immediately know they never actually read the comics.
So if the theme was only willpower why was it Kyle vs Simon and not just Hal?
Spiral Nemesis is all spiral power (story, or metaphysical worlds) collapsing into each other and becoming a singularity. It’s equivalent to the mastered Anti-Life equation in Final Crisis collapsing all stories into one singular body (Darkseid’s singularity) such that Mandrakk could come and eat it in one bite.
Simon would die in that situation, Superman didn’t. It’s over…
What does Will Smith have to do with this?
KINGtos is the only infinite object that exists in our real world and transcends fiction. I met him yesterday.
because Kyle is stronger
I never met him. Ive met Mario at Universal.
Gold.
Mold.
DC sells comics?
Kyle having better willpower feats than Hal
Because Kyle was shown to be stronger than Hal. And not just Hal, but also Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, the Anti Monitor, etc.
Kyle is a weeb, connection of them being successors, and at the time the match got popular (2020) Hal had already been used relatively recently so people wanted a different Lantern for variety.
ending shot has them both look like yaoi BL manga characters with Simon looking weirdly glamorous
they're both lovingly staring into each others' eyes as Kyle dies
both of them were also literal giant rainbows a few moments beforehand right after Kyle got done talking about his passion for Simon
even before that Kyle made a moeblob Superman, Simon pierces his literal crystal love barrier before going TTGL, and the setup almost feels like a porno
Why was this fight so extremely fucking gay?
No, high end reality warpers tend to be what I'm talking about. Their matter manipulation/magic puts them in the category of "do whatever you want" but they aren't actually depicted as the God of their verse that's beyond everything conceptually.
To counter the manliness of the fight before and after
not mentioning this was a poorly disguised Ben v Hal 2: Salty Runback Edition
If you can do anything then you would be able to destroy concepts and perform whatever other abstract powers. Anything means anything you want.
Kratos didn't beat Asura by either feats or Death Battle's own logic and was subsequently one of the worst episodes, if not the worst on the entire show, with everybody but the tiny most diehard Kratosfags liking it
They also had to pull out an alternate ending for Asura, a character from a niche (and honestly flopped) IP, because they knew the incoming shitstorm that would ensue and also the literal damage control tweet beforehand too. You don’t do that unless a) you really like character or b) you need to damage control. Considering how they absolutely humiliated Asura the entire fight and butchered his character, b is much more likely.
we had a term for this back in 2007. It was "GAR as fuck"
Maybe if DC was strong they'd have had a chance.
Gayness and masculinity are the same thing
They really did not buy Kratos wank. They went too hard on the damage control for a super niche IP
Yeah that still wouldn't make them omnipotent. They're not supreme beings.
It's implied in the Otoko CD that Simon doesn't murder them, he just seals them in the core drill like what Avant Simon did to Otoko Simon. People who are sealed are also implied to be able to resist being used judging by how Otoko Simon was able to resist Avant Simon even while sealed
(Track 9) Avant Simon: Hahahahaha! But it's all pointless! No matter how many times you defeat me, I'll regenerate right away! What!? The Simon in the Core Drill... It can't be! Are you resisting me!?
(Track 10) Simon: I understood when I was sealed away in his Core Drill. In his world, you and Nia weren't there. He fought everything in the universe, all by himself. He fought and he fought, and when there was nobody left to fight, he came here.
Simon turned Kyle gay(er)
Oh yeah
DoomSlayer and Master Chief truly are the peak of Manliness
A fucking cookbook...
Having no limits on what you're allowed to do and the limitless power to do it is omnipotence if you have zero antifeats.
To answer the question a few threads ago, I legitimately think Ben outright spoiling the results of the fight before it aired as an early attempt at damage control may honestly be the most embarassing moment in the entire show.
Faggot, you were the ones who wanted this lol. DCfags never really cared about it until it got announced. I always wanted TTGL vs GE until you faggots started shilling for more capeslop.
despite all his power Simon will still age and eventually die
Aunt May beats him
Implying that SimonCHADS give a fuck about what Benfags want
It isn't, an omnipotent being would kinda just be beyond the concept of 'doing' or 'action' entirely.
If he really wants to he can just go no. Genome did that and was able to impart immortality to Viral
It made sense for the sexy woman to be sexualized before Dante killed her.
I don't know what someone meant by the "bigger ass" joke. Supposedly they removed it, so now there's no evidence about it.
dcfags STILL need a reality check
Omnipotence means those concepts have no meaning to you since you define them, whatever 'doing' is becomes irrelevant and you can continue 'doing' something without it compromising your omnipotence since you can manipulate the concept.
yeah but would he in-character?
walk to the edge of the universe
hit head on a wall because everything's finite and it ends there
infinitebros...
The worst part is that if you assume the same logic they used in this episode for Simon (that he can 'leapfrog' several orders of magnitude above his own strength) for Asura, then you could have still had 900 million universe busting Kratos but Asura still would have actually won anyway.
They very, very much did it the way they did so Kratos could get the win and knew it was going to look fucking bad on every single level
hypothetically speaking
how would Simon and Team Dai-Gurren fare in the Marvel and DC universes.
Technically the Source Wall isn’t actually there
Yeah, it’s even worse since the alternate ending is the FIRST time they did one in the show’s history (not counting the BowserEggman alternate scenario scene). If they did that before for other fights in the past, then it’d be less obvious. But since it’s for Krasura, the worst episode of the season and serious contender for the entire show, that gets the gears turning.
The whole fight was an embarrassment moment but that tweet really told a lot. It’s pretty crazy how much they needed to justify themselves even before the fight.
Exactly, the act of doing would have no meaning to an omnipotent. Because of that it's still possible a character to be able to do anything without being his verse's supreme being.
You don't have to be the supreme creator of everything to be omnipotent if downstreamers are considered omnipotent
Kratos vs Asura did irreparable damage to death battle
Master Chief vs Doomslayer assured that it wasn't that bad
Kyle vs Simon fixed what they could
But the stain of KINGtos will stay forever in Death Battle history
Avant Simon was really a fucking demon
fought and won against everyone in his world >went to the sound dimension
sealed Otoko Simon, got even stronger
became Granzeboma, kicked everyone's ass
doesn't even die, had to be resealed back in his world
these threads haven't recovered at all
it's still possible a character to be able to do anything
But can he become the supreme being? If he can do anything, he can become the supreme being, it simply hasn't happened yet.
Downstreamers are another example of high end reality warpers that aren't supreme beings, they aren't omnipotent in the actual sense.
simon basically could solve every DC crisis on his own and stop all the DEMON OF DARKNESS FROM THE DARKNESS MULTIVERSE tier autism singlehandedly
unfortunately half the population in marvel is completely fucking insane and there are tons of severe systemic issues that can't be solved with just raw power (and would probably be made worse with someone as openly and ridiculously powerful as simon operating on earth)
Kratos vs Asura did incalculable benefit to death battle
Master Chief vs Doomslayer assured that it wasn't in a fluke
Kyle vs Simon improved what they could
But the magnum opus of KINGtos will stay forever in Death Battle history
Post Kratos destroying a mountain.
GOLD!
Mold…
I......AM INCAPABLE.......
Yeah I don’t think Simon would be able to convince Marvel citizens to stop hating mutants for retarded reasons.
He would solve every crisis except infinite crisis. Superboy Prime is literally the editorial autism of ‘silver age Superboy has no limits at all’ with the mind of a Anon Babble shitposter. Simon would be fighting him while he’s in the real world shitposting about how Anti-Spiral fucked Nia and cucked him.
I can’t… accept my love instead.
If you had a truly limitless wish granting device yes
GAYtos
Doctor Doom would absolutely DESPISE Simon's smug ass and that's funny to think about
So does the multiverse labyrinth exist within the core drill now? Everything is normal?
He would [HEADCANON]
In his world, you and Nia weren't there
AND Nia
Did the cuckposter seriously not mention that Otoko Simon didn't just create a Kamina for Avant, but also a Nia, his actual love interest?
Simon decides to solve Death Metal
results in Batkek eventually turning himself into a sentient Spiral Nemesis Event
What are the best Doom humiliation rituals?
So does the multiverse labyrinth exist within the core drill now?
Unsure, I mean taking things at face value, yes? Keep in mind that Simon's multiverse is his own and there are countless more.
Primetime has information regeneration (came back from being erased from the white page) like Simon
Primetime can transcend the narrative such that he sees the entire fight he was in against Batkek as fictional and wins with his girlfriend in the real world like Simon
Stated he could steal Batkek’s power and become omnipotent if he really wanted to, but rejected it to live a happy life
Prime is the only one in DC who could beat Simon.
But I mean hey, if the multiverse ain't resisting, who's to say it's a problem?
But DC as a verse was just wiped out.......
The DC verse was wiped out in Death Metal (had to be recreated by Wonder Woman) and Prime survived his death by resurrecting in the real world to fuck his real life girlfriend.
Simon and Prime are beyondfictionBEASTS….
Why would a guy who claimed Yoko had a crush on Simon and got stolen by Kamima admit that jeopardizes his cuck spamming?
you know when schizophrenic scientists theorize that a tiny universe could exist in your fingernail? it's probably like that but with the drill.
Simon can’t even use the Multiversal Labyrinth feat against Prime since he escaped the Source Wall AND the Speedforce
Erm… Simon bros…
Didn't Prime job to a couple of the Teen Titans beating him up
I don't mean the comic bro.......
Only because he was a villain.
When he becomes good he takes on the story of Superman and becomes unbeatable. He’s literally the real world’s version of Clark Kent, Superman.
Superboy Prime jobs to Tucker on VSBW
and becomes unbeatable
...aaaaaaand that was literally the worst thing to say in a conversation about Simon the Digger.
Destroys verse
Shit just restarts like nothing happened
Nu-uh
then you could have still had 900 million universe busting Kratos but Asura still would have actually won anyway
They knew this, hence they ignored his entire fight with Creator Chak and capped him at the golden statue. They also made Kratos’s entire wincon in the fight the BoO and reasoned him out absorbing Asura’s mantra via black box without actual justification. Remember, they looked into a fucking COOKBOOK for Kratos but couldn’t do the bare minimum of quickly explaining 90% of Asura’s final fight with Chakravartin?
REMINDER
He's the same tier as barf bag
New thread
Rainbows are God's promise not to flood the earth again.
The earth should be flooded. It was a mistake.
20 million players vs 3 million players
OH NONONONO
DOOM FAGS FUCKING LOST TO HALO INFINITE
Isn’t it just launch?
Yeah, and Doom also only launched to 3 million players.
Relax. There's always fire.