KoTH reboot intro just dropped
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thoughts?
KoTH reboot intro just dropped
d-did bill get covid and die?
Peggy looks hotter now than she did in the original
Wow, Hank moved away? This actually got a little more interesting, I guess.
Happy to see this isn't some shitty ToonBoom job, too.
Hank no longer inexplicably changes into his work shirt at the end of the intro
Ruined.
FUCK
Bill starts coughing and then everyone is wearing COVID masks
Bill doesn't come back
U-Uh guys?
nice millennial humiliation ritual if bobby lives at home
So Hank moved away and moved back, and Dale is now either the mayor or a wannabe politician, and I think Boomhauer got married.
Also that's a lot of focus for that random black guy who lived in Hank's old house while he was gone, is he going to be a character or no?
Hank moving away seems odd. Does that mean he switched jobs? It'd be funny if he just moved to the next town over and still worked at Strickland propane.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE ANIMATION?
Hank looks like he's seen some shit.
Dale entering politics is either going to be sensibly amusing or the worst goddamn thing about this entire reboot that completely kills it and makes it insufferable to watch.
Goddamn that is some uncanny, soulless fuckin animation. I don't think I can do this, bros.
Does the Hulu Futurama is shitty flash/rigged animation too? Because holy fuck this looks atrocious.
You know full well it's going to be Trump Dale
I assume they moved to be closer to wherever Bobby was going to college
Calling it now. Hank, Peggy and Bobby moved to honorable Nippon so Bobby Sama could become Cheferu. Peggy was sold to japanese business man and Hank was involved in the Fukushima Incident with his half japaneseuru brotheru
I think he just got too sad to stand being in the Alley without Hank.
He's already in the leaks. I read it more as bawling into his fist and running off crying.
They wouldn't do that to Dale, his top guy is a criminal illegal alien.
Yes it looks like shit and is written like shit.
You got one forced scene of Mr Wong per episode so they can showcase that its 2025 and Billy West is no longer doing a funny asian accent and they casted the asian studio cleaner instead
Hank got replaced by a black guy
They really updated it for the modern times
Black guys are outdated, should have made Hank trans
No meal for 'ol Beal
Damn
Nevermind.
Nevermind I'm a retard and he definitely coughed and ran off.
None of them "come back" except Dale, and it's only to put the voting sing on the lawn
There is two things, either Hank gor promoted or maybe moved to Japan
Bill literally dying of covid would be a pretty good way to explain a bunch of Texan conservatives taking masking seriously, I guess.
Is nuturama rigged? Looks more like really bad hand drawn. Rough Draft has been pretty bad lately because a lot of Koreans are quitting/cheaping out
Heard there's like only 4 Korean studios left
I knew the animation was going to be stiff puppet rigged shit because this is 2025. We just can't have things look passible anymore.
Yeah but Boomhauer doesn't come back because he moves in with his new family and Dale presumably doesn't come back because his mayoral campaign was a success. The last we see of Bill is him coughing and walking off-screen and then it's COVID o'clock
And Dale refused to wear the mask. Rightfully in character.
I just saw a clip of the new Futurama.
The animation is fine, it's not of the caliber of the prior seasons, but not offensive outside this one part
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But this KoTH is on a whole different level of horrible. The art sucks too, everything is way too flat and the lines are too thin
tbf Hank is a conservative with a lower case "c" from before it just became synonymous with racist, sexist conspiracy theorist with fascist tendencies. Boomhauer and Bill are pretty apolitical.
A new voice actor for the show said a few months back that Hank's been selling propane in Saudi Arabia for the entire time skip. I thought the voice actor had to have been only half right at best because the idea sounds so stupid, but it's probably true.
Why is Dale a gimp for a bit there
That's the black guy that works are the Propane place, he was the comedian that Chris Rock voiced.
Dale always wears a ski-mask during winter episodes.
I dunno, this show is such a fine line. I think it makes perfect sense for Hank to dislike Trump, but it feels like it'd be so easy for them to fuck things up literally anything they say about contemporary political stuff and make it feel embarrassing.
Nancy is back to her shit
wish the animation was a bit better but I was expecting this.
Man, I hope that's not what that means. Though it would lend credence to Trump Dale
I think it makes perfect sense for Hank to dislike Trump
Not when the left is clown world
GH Hill is a good character to represent the kids of today.
I honestly wasn't expecting the animation to be this bad, but I feel like an idiot for forgetting that it's 2025 and KoTH is an American adult cartoon as a result, the cheapest, shtitest animation was to be expected.
I don't think so? They look pretty different.
at least bobby seems happy.
Hank do like New York
Bobby needs a cute Japanese wife.
Hank would at the absolute most be someone who begrudgingly votes for Trump and then feel embarrassed every time he enters the news. I don't think he would vote for him twice.
Could this also be the return of DurhamrockerZ?
Hank wouldnt stand for LGBTQOIQODK insanity and faggots in womens bathrooms or taking away from womens sports. He wouldnt stand for pronouns faggotry. He wouldnt stand for outsourcing. He wouldnt stand for hoodrats burning down the neighbourhood.
A ski mask wouldn't be skin-tight and show ears
I don't think he would vote for him twice.
Considering the opposition, Hank voted for him 3 times
Remove pole
No hole
Pole just stopped at ground level
Was it a prop?
Is Hank in a Truman show and with him gone they took the chance to redress the Rainey Street set?
It'd either done by Bento Box or Snipple. They do pretty much every adult show made (or revived) after 2009.
I don't think he would vote for him twice.
Hank being wracked with guilt because he skipped a presidential election would actually make sense for his character. Him having a dilemma over whether or not he's betraying America by choosing not to vote for either candidate.
Saudi Arabia is such a weird choice
the leaks mention Bill and that Kahn is living with him (he and Minh got divorced) so I'm pretty sure he's fine
Hank is definitely the kind of guy who votes for Trump the first time because that's just the way it goes but then regrets it after seeing how he operates and begrudgingly goes over to the Democrats.
The retarded 2 dollar a day Koreans they hired wouldn't fucking know that.
100% he wouldnt like trump and maybe even not vote at all but he wouldnt turn democrat
Then why would he vote for Trump?
Bobby looks older and taller at the start of the intro than when they move away
Hank moving to Japan gives the writers an excuse to avoid answering who did Hank vote for during the last 3 presidential campaigns
Anyone who thinks Hank would vote for Trump is a retard. He almost didn't vote for fucking Bush because he had a limp handshake. Trump would straight up make him have an identity crisis.
Nah, Trump is too overtly embarrassing and Bobby is definitely some kind of libtard which would have a cooling effect on any strong fear of the future shit that might drive him towards Trump. Hank is genuinely too principled to go full-force MAGA.
Hank hates loud annoying people so no way he’d be okay in trump rallies or MAGA guys.
Why are people so obsessed with whether or not Hank (a fictional character) votes for Troomp?
The best course of action is to just not have Trump exist in the KOTH universe.
Theres absolutely no winning if you include an episode or hell even a line about Trump in the show. Look at the replies in this very thread for proof of that.
Deep down you know he likes Biden’s handshake better than tariff man
Good catch, anon. I've been trashing the intro in here, but I have to admit Bobby carrying GH on his shoulders is pretty sweet.
Autism.
This would actually be a good episode, maybe have him talk with other older conservatives and argue that politicians, even the ones that are supposed to look after national pride, are just sellouts just like the democrats.
Maybe add a few lines like "Why can't the show biz provide us with solid politicians like they used to, like Reagan and Schawzenegger?"
90s conservatives and today's are vastly different. Hank would rather stick to his old ways than pledge towards the lunacy on either side. He will probably be apolitical.
Hank hates loud annoying people so no way he’d be okay in trump rallies or MAGA guys
Because democrat rallies burning the american flag are where he would feel comfortable right?
Brainbroken individuals who really hate politics being forced into things but then force their politics into things
I fully expect the reboot to barely touch the subject
He looks exactly the same. He's juts slightly closer in the first appearance.
Considering it's likely a digital animation program they simply scaled up his model for the nearer shot so he's larger.
show that had an episode where Hank had a crisis of faith because the Republican candidate had a weak handshake
"why are people discussing whether Hank would vote for Trump?"
Because King of the Hill is about a normal conservative man in Southern America and politics have become significantly more polarized and retarded since then. It's a funny question to ask because no matter which way he swings he loses the "normal reasonable guy" status to a lot of people.
Anon, the argument is if he'd vote for current day republicans, more specifically Trump, rather than if he'd vote for democrats. I don't think he'd ever vote for democrats at all.
Because at its core its a more "conservative" cartoon comedy series and given the trend everything that is remade/continued gets pozzed
Right-wingers still identify with Hank and think they're the reasonable level-headed rationalists who stand up for traditional values and morality. They don't realise that they've long since gone Turbo-Dale and become paranoid schizophrenics who live in a world of constant self-victimisation, fear and kneejerk reactions to the point where they would ally with anyone who makes them feel less scared.
More comfortable than rallies where people would say his wife’s a pig and half his friends are subhuman
yeah I was wondering if/how they would include GH and it's kind of perfect for Bobby to bond with him (especially since Bobby was the only one that Cotton ever showed any affection for)
Because Hank is the everyman, and Americans love being they're the majority opinion in every scenario.
More comfortable than rallies where people would say his wife’s a pig and half his friends are subhuman
Yeah i am sure Hank would love to be surrounded by self hating whites taking a knee for niggers while being preached at by a liberal arts major 100k in debt how all flyover states are filled with nothing but idiots
Oh, 100%. Can you imagine hardcore MAGA freak shitting all over Kahn's family when he pretty much stands for all the economical values the right was supposed to defend?
That "Chinese or Japanese " question becomes way more worrisome nowadays.
90s conservatives and today's are vastly different.
Today's conservatives still think they're 90s conservatives, though. Hence why everyone';s obsessed with whether Hank would vote for Trump.
They’ll make 1 episode addressing the political situation, that will become the main talking point of discussion online, and then the show will proceed to ignore it and just do their regular SOL shenanigans.
he thinks Hank is an insecure racist faggot who hates everyone
insane projection
pancakes tweet
I've seen conservatives say they're 90s democrats even
And you think he'd take the side of people who think like you?
they finally fully removed Buckley from the intro
shame
also why doesn't Hank's shirt randomly turn blue like in the original?
everything has to be about politics. culture war has to be inserted into literally everything.
Chris Rock in one episode, but Phil LaMarr for remainder of the episodes he appeared in
I think you’re upset that you know deep down you’re the type of man Hank Hill would hate
This. Hank has never had any problems with minorities or immigrants and his only issues with LGBTQ+ people is that they make him slightly uncomfortable or confused. There's literally no way he would be associated with Trump or MAGAs
I hope we get one episode with him getting super fucking angry at AI and automated stuff. Have Bobby gift him an Alexa-like machine or something.
no democrats are you stupid faggot
the world has not forgotten the insanity of the american left over the last 15 years
MAGAtards only think in terms of us vs. them. Everyone that isn't with them is just as rabidly loyal towards the other side. That's why they always point out Clinton/Biden being pedos whenever they're cornered like I would give a shit
MAGAtards only think in terms of us vs. them
unlike the tolerant left where everyone who doesnt agree is a nazi
I'm wondering the same actually. At least the turn to blue was justified as it gives away the fact that he's a propane salesman
Damn she still looks good.
I don't really see Hank voting for democrats or ever taking on that identity. I could see him feeling alienated when some MAGA guy calls him a libtard for feeling uncertain about some random crazy policy but I can't see him going to the democrats.
Aw man, I remembered watching King of the Hill YTPs back in the late-2000s/early-2010s. Those were great
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He'd write in jeb
Both times
It's wild just how accurately we're able to track the general comfiness of life throughout the decades through KOTH
With all this political discussion, now I'm thinking how a traditionally left wing version of KOTH would go. Would a Left-leaning Hank get annoyed and tired of the constant pandering?
Is Lucky and Luanne confirmed or did they get the chance to move them away since their voice actors are both dead?
now I'm thinking how a traditionally left wing version of KOTH would go
We already had that
Doesn't hate minorities and is friends with several of them
Values immigrants
Respects women
Has nothing against LGBTs
Hates New Yorkers
Hates weak and cowardly men
Hates loudmouths and braggarts
Hates bigots and sexists
Would definitely hate social media
Decided not to vote for Bush because of his weak handshake
Do people really think Hank would ever even think about voting for Trump?
Ya know fellas
We did? When? Was it just one episode or something? I might have missed it.
Nah, he would've died in a mass shooting in 2015 to 2017. Or maybe you're right, he died of COVID in 2020 or 2021
The Goode Family didn't work, but then again that show had much more strawmanning than KotH ever did.
Beavis & Butthead reboot happened. That's all I gotta say
because every thread on this godforsaken site needs to devolve into politics and/or tranny discussion
Luanne and Lucky weren't on the leaked cast list, but their daughter Gracie is and she's voiced by Grey Delisle.
Not saying he'd do it but the alternatives were Hillary or not voting
whats the leaked cast list in full?
you're literally doing what that anon is talking about lmao
They do pretty much every adult show made (or revived) after 2009.
Not all adult animated shows. Most are done by the likes of Titmouse
Come to think of it, a lack of faith in his country and party is probably why he moved away in the first place, or was more accepting to move away.
I don't think Hank is the type who would just leave his comfortable home and life into his 50s-60s unless he had a good reason.
on this godforsaken site
the entire internet has been like this for a while.
All these people arguing over if Hank would vote for Trump
A lot of people who voted for him wouldn't have voted for him 5 years earlier. But a ton of stuff changed in the leadup to 2016. Democrates went hard left with the leadership getting crazy invested in identity politics so Trump's antics were not as extreme when contrasted to the left's distance away from the middle. Media outlets also started being really heavy handed in trying to steer the votes to the "correct" candidates making people jaded and distrustful of the system that Trump claimed he would dismantle.
You're also treating Hank like a static figure that would never change his outlook or values at all.
But Judge is also pretty liberal so he might make Hank anti-Trump just as a mouth piece for himself.
Wanna know how to solve this debate?
Shut up and wait for the new season to air so we can see what they choose to do.
nigger
Of course he'll be a main character
Still not watching
but I can't see him going to the democrats.
Hank was alive when california was a red state. His entire show spent 90% of its runtime before politics was something jammed into literally every facet of life. Hank isnt voting trump because he has some strawman characteristic people who watched the show in 2023 came up with. He voted trump because
Voting is the sacred duty of every american
Not going to vote for a woman from an ultra blue district or a geriatric thats afraid to talk to the press, even the friendly ones
I thought they stopped cheating on dale
>Not going to vote for a woman from an ultra blue district or a geriatric thats afraid to talk to the press, even the friendly ones
Hank liked Gov. Anne Richards, and she was a Democrat to boot.
who the fuck moves out of a house to move right back into the same house
Also, what ever happened to Dale's gay father Bug Gribble?
Hank Hill
Maybe they never sold it. Just rented to a co-worker while away.
I knew a guy who did this when his family moved to another country for about 10 years.
we don't even know where he moved to, it could've still been somewhere else in the US
They called him Bug for a reason
tweened animation
I don't know why this annoys me so much, but it does.
Because KOTH made reasonable arguments to why Hank is the way he is while keeping him a generally good person. The Goode Family just openly virtual signaled to be "better" than anyone else.
I am but I'm very worried about it
This entire thread got me in the mood to watch some old episodes
Pick one at random
It's the one where Bobby goes to live in Ladybird's doghouse
Suddenly reminded Ladybird's no longer with us
Well yes, because he is a government agent according to Dale
I genuinely think Hank making the choice not to vote is the most realistic outcome, and he feels an unending sense of guilt about it because he sees it as a sacred duty.
I think it's likely a reason that caused him to start living life more by his own values and morals rather than choosing sides, which is also a reason he decided to move away and give a change in life a try, as a guy who was very set in his ways it's surprising he'd even move away.
and she was a Democrat to boot.
Bitch signed a law criminalizing homosexuality, stop acting like the Dems of 2012+ are the ones that existed during the shows runtime
Cleveland Brown from Family Guy.
Boomhauer and Bill are pretty apolitical.
Bill is your American that chose whether side benefit his appetite
Someone who failed at life
But Judge is also pretty liberal so he might make Hank anti-Trump just as a mouth piece for himself.
Judge is a conservative from back when being a conservative didn't mean being a racist, sexist fascist.
Shit it's Roger, it's gonna be Roger isn't it?
To be fairs, she should've died during the series run. She was 14 years old from the beginning, and I can't see a dog lasting much longer.
Did Hank sell the house and rebuy it or just rent it out for a few years?
Boomhauer also vanishes for the rest of the intro with that woman and kid so hopefully not.
so what did it used to mean? less social programs for the poors and lower taxes?
MY NAME IS CLEVELAND BROWN
Smaller dogs can easily live longer than that
so Gracie will be in the show. I hope she isn't a horribly annoying character
also
Boomhauer having a bastard child
Boomhauerbros, we might get more than two episodes about our guy
the designs are nice, animation looks a bit rough, and this is just the intro
Yes, also less involvement of the government on the market, less pointless legislation. Just proper liberal (As in economically liberal) policies.
That GH, but it's likely Gracie will be in the show too.
Lazy repeating of jokes from the old show even though they did a whole thing about stopping that joke?
The Leaked storyboards showed he still lives next door and is just as invested in his neighbor's lives as ever. The one we see him in revealed Kahn is forced to become his roommate after Minh kicks him out. He and Kahn are living the depressed aged bachelor life together.
stop acting like the Dems of 2012+ are the ones that existed during the shows runtime
The show ran during a time when being a democrat meant you though unions were a good idea
Most people arguing who Trump would vote for werent even alive when Obama ran his 2008 campaign with "protecting the sanctity of marriage" as one of its pillars
this is just the intro
Usually the intro is where the most animation work is put in since it's only 30 seconds and they can go as hard as they want. The intro looking lazy is a bad omen
It used to just mean "I care more about myself and/or my family than anyone else and people who are different make me a little bit uncomfortable"
I'm guessing this is from Titmouse, the same studio that did the Beavis & Butthead reboot from a couple years back
What if she has a second child with him?
It'd be funnier if she had a child with Dale and offloaded it onto Redcorn somehow
I don't care what the circumstances are, in no universe does Hank Rutherford Hill vote for a man that not only eats his steak well done, but eats it with ketchup
I genuinely wish Anon Babble was more like Hank. Less complaining about trannies and niggers, and more hating zoomies and jews.
black guy goes back into the house
doesn't show him leaving before they move back in
did the house eat him?
Hank wouldn't vote Trump because Trump is a dirty democrat.
He wanted to die in the house
That animation hurts
The old woman who wanted to die in the house is haunting it now.
She had to get rid of him so her true target Hank could move back in and she could slowly exact her revenge.
yes
t. black guy who was eaten by my house once
Hank moves out of his house because it keeps eating black people
This is a really bold plotline for them to explore, but I'm sure they'll pull it off
Because both sides are obsessed with trannies and Israel. And before anyone calls me a centrist tard, I'm not a centrist, I'm just calling it out like I see it.
Blame Judge to switching to Titmouse rather than continuing on with the Film Roman animation style
I can look past the stiffness if the show is honestly good.
Their heroes are all fictional and getting to claim a peice of media as "red pilled" is easier than swallowing the real pill that their real life reps would hate them.
for the love of god please dont let this mean minh barely appears, she's the hottest woman on the show
so Gracie will be in the show. I hope she isn't a horribly annoying character
She's going to be voiced by Grey Griffin, so she will be.
The leaks show he lives in Austin and is the head chef at fusion Asian restaurant. He comes back to Arlen for some reason at the beginning of the new revival. Pictures of his apartment were leaked too. Bobby is apparently pretty successful. Joseph ses to be the one that still lives at home.
I mean she still lives next to the Hills. I'm sure she'll still be a part of Peggy's girl group.
He probably just rented it out.
is Film Roman even around anymore, i don't think they are? when was the last time they even had anything released.
She is in the same leak.
Yells at Connie for fucking Bobby then calls out to Kahn to come over and help her yell some more.
Why?
I'm pretty sure Hank has zero interest in voting for any of the candidates 2008 onward. He doesn't support either McCain, Romney, Hilary, Biden, Kamala, and especially Obama nor Trump (the latter of which would also be because he's from New York, so that's an obvious given reason)
The screen shots were a little misleading and made it seem like the show is only a few years after the first one. Honestly it is pretty ballsy to bring the show back but age everyone up. When I heard it was coming back I thought it would be the same as before from when it made the transistion to HD but just now with modern topics.
It's puppet tween animation
I fucking knew they were going to cheap out on it. Fucking hell.
Why especially Obama, other than being black?
I can't find any information that they closed, but the last thing they did was in 2018.
He leaves at the end. I think the intro is implying he moves out and Hank rebuys the house. Maybe Hank was just renting it to the guy or something. Anyways it'd be funny if he never actually shows up outside of the intro and is always just mentioned offhandedly
an American adult cartoon as a result, the cheapest, shtitest animation was to be expected
Let’s hope this show never comes back then: imagine how shitty they’d make it look.
I have no idea anymore. They actually haven't done anything with the Simpsons since 2016 once 20th Century Fox's in-house television animation studio took over
Vax status?
Trump would 100% support McCain, if just by the soldier part
You're a retard if you think american conservatives are anywhere near fascist.
Unfortunately, they really aren't.
Fuck off Anon Babble waaaaaah waaah this is why Anon Babble laughs at you
so Gracie will be in the show.
Her name is Lasagna.
Why are women so attracted to pudgy guys? What's your secret pudgy anons?
He likes people that weren't captured anon
I dont know bobby, hes from new york
But dad, he wants to bring natural gas production plurality back to the US from china
Just imagining Duckman in flash animation made me throw up a little in my mouth
lol whatever you say, faggot
Not that he doesn't want to or anything, and he could support him during 2008 in hopes of change like what Obama promised. That's only in the 2012 election when he realized what he's been doing so far, and Hank would not consider it
Some woman are just attracted to fat guys, just like how some guys like fat chicks
A lot of people who voted for him wouldn't have voted for him 5 years earlier. But a ton of stuff changed in the leadup to 2016. Democrates went hard left with the leadership getting crazy invested in identity politics so Trump's antics were not as extreme when contrasted to the left's distance away from the middle. Media outlets also started being really heavy handed in trying to steer the votes to the "correct" candidates making people jaded and distrustful of the system that Trump claimed he would dismantle.
Anon Babble is this stupid
I bet you think trump is popular because muh eggs
Women are attracted to men who don't suck. If you're a white guy, the bar is hilariously low. All you have to do is have a personality, interests, a stable job and not be literally the worst person she has ever met.
Does Boomhauer have a family now or is this just some slut he knocked up? I don’t remember her from the show
people worried about le diversity
Bobby's best friends are half Native American and the daughter of Laotian immigrants.
Hank has a half-Japanese half-brother and has coworkers of various ethnicities (Enrique, Maria, Booda Sack, some other BG characters).
Dale's dad is gay.
Bill's entire family is Cajun, and he's probably the most metrosexual motherfucker in existence.
Arlen was honestly already kind of a melting pot and the original series had multiple episodes about race/sexuality/culture/nationality/etc; I'm sure they'll handle it fine.
I'm just gonna pretend it's still 2004 and ignore new things. I will not watch the final seasons of anything, and perpetually watch the older seasons of shows as if they're going on forever.
Barely
Not fully shut down but not really making anything new
As one anon pointed out earlier in the thread, a lot of these hand drawn studios are either shutting down or drastically cutting their budget (a few shows anons think are rigged are actually just cheaply hand drawn, like Invincible)
This does looked rigged however, probably Titmouse
This alone shows just how much modern conservatives have been warped in comparison to Hank's era of conservatives
probably Titmouse
That's what I was trying to say here. Judge utilized this studio with the Beavis & Butthead reboot a couple years back. Funny enough, the animator behind the original Beavis & Butthead and Daria formed the Titmouse studio, so this already goes full circle
a personality
be tall
interests
be handsome
a stable job
a big dick and know how to fuck
and not be literally the worst person she has ever met.
have lots of ex girlfriends and flings and women wanting to fuck you so she knows you're desirable and high value.
She was a dog they got from when Bobby was a babby. She was already old at the start and that was her gimmick. Plus large dogs tend to not live past 10-14 years old.
really sad desu, they did some great work, especially with Marvel like on Avengers EMH
I'm just gonna pretend it's still 2004 and ignore new things.
You missed out on the good shit that happened between 2005-09
I don't even think that's his kid
I see ugly fuckers with girlfriends all the time. Just accept the fact that you're unlovable, unlikable garbage and either strive to improve, lower your standards or be alone.
After years working a propane job in Saudi Arabia to earn their retirement nest egg, Hank and Peggy Hill return to a changed Arlen, Texas to reconnect with old friends Dale, Boomhauer and Bill. Meanwhile, Bobby is living his dream as a chef in Dallas and enjoying his 20s with his former classmates Connie, Joseph and Chane.
Saudi Arabia
why tho
at least bobby got a good ending, props to him because he deserves it
Yea the studio made some pretty kino stuff during the 90s and 2000s (and yes even some bad stuff too), and Garfield & Friends had really put them on the map
another 90s good 2000s bad post
go away industrycuck/smalldick
Since when was Chane Wasonasong ever considered one of Bobby's friends?
What did bad did they do? Blues Brothers?
Who will voice Dale in the reboot?
Jayden Libran did voices for Judge in Bevis and Butthead's reboot and he's practiced making Hank and Dale impersonations.
His hank is much better than his Dale but given he's worked on it and already has connections to Judge this might be the Dale we get:
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Link spoiled because even though it's showing his voice it's technically forbidden here due to the content.
curious about some aspects. the timeline seems to be in a spot where there's no kids around and that might hurt the tone a bit. I like Bobby episodes.
They have money
Eric Bauza
I can't imagine Hank in Saudi Arabia. I wonder if Peggy's going to be constantly glomping on to Arabic culture and using Arabic terms?
Who will voice Dale in the reboot?
Toby Huss. I hope to God they kept Hardwick's last performances in.
“A lot has happened in the world since the original run of the show ended. There’s just a lot more for Hank to complain about,” says Mike Judge, King of the Hill’s other co-creator.
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Where are you seeing that
GH and Gracie are both kids, although they're younger than Bobby was.
Boomhauer’s wife’s son
Two cucks in the gang?!
Saudi fucking Arabia
What in the actual fuck. Now I'm actually invested
“It always was a very specific show. It’s about these characters who live around this alley. It’s a character comedy,” Daniels explains. “I hope no one has an expectation that it’s a late-night show. Animation takes a long time. We’re not ripping headlines. It’s about character and culture.”
She'll now claim to be trilingual and will say sentences that sprinkle Spanish and Arabic words, without conjugating them correctly.
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oh no, nothing like that lol. If you look at their resume, they did have a lot of interesting stuff. They worked on some great, yet woefully short-lived WB sitcoms The Oblongs, Baby Blues and Mission Hill, and they even got to work on Season 2 and a bit of 3 of Family Guy (as well as the unaired pilot version for American Dad), and they've worked on Tripping the Rift
Toby Huss is dead and he is all bones now anon.
Animation takes a long time.
not when it's animated like shit.
A lot of them just have middling jobs that pay the bills. I know a guy who's an air traffic controller with a girlfriend. She's not the most attractive girl in the world, but she's a good woman and they love each other. Likewise, I also know a couple of ugly elementary school teachers with wives, an ugly (until recently) unemployed guy with a wife... The honest to god truth is you're not actually doing anything to secure a girlfriend besides scrolling through dating apps and crying into your chest about how hard you have it.
If you want love, you have to go out and fucking find it. Dating apps are obviously for hook-ups and hotties. Join social clubs, go to the gym, make friends, attend parties - do what you can to not be an abhorrent little goblin.
It's in the description for the video Hulu uploaded to Youtube
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I refuse to believe Peggie didn't provoke at least 18 diplomatic incident there
I remember the show being the hardest to transistion for Fox's Sunday night line up. It was like the last one to go HD and then it got such few new episodes towards the end that is just suddenly stopped. I take it this revival just pretends that 2010 is the last time we saw them and they add +10 to that? Or is it only a few years?
The idea of putting Hank’s seemingly outdated moderation to the test in the current landscape is something the revival’s creators are running toward, not away from. That said, if you’re hoping to learn, specifically, how Hank voted in the last three elections, don’t. Daniels says the show is and always has been about the cultural divide rather than a political one
so i guess this entire thread got BTFO.
I hope we get some flashbacks of Hank working in Saudi Arabia, sounds ducking bonkers
aren't politics part of burger culture?
90% sure the black guy is Roger "Booda" Sack from Strickland who is watching Hank's place while he's away, that's all. Chill guys.
Thanks
Hank moving out of America
There's no way this won't be directly linked to his disillusionment with current political bullshit
Bobby’s in his 20’s now so it seems liked they aged in real time since the show ended. Kind of a cool way to go about the revival
But the guy in the new opening doesn't have Booda's buck teeth. Also he has hair.
Full of green dust!
Kind of a cool way to go about the revival
The only way to go, really. The original show was all about social commentary and the characters navigating different cultural experiences.
Yeah but he's wearing the Strickland blue work shirt. I dunno who else it could be, there's only one black guy at Strickland.
Hank will absolutely be upset that mens bathrooms have diaper stations in them
Hank better get a new dog
Nta but it's Dale's gun club buddy I'm pretty sure
you know that meme where "rich saudis take white girls on trips to saudi arabia and give them tons of money"
obviously that isn't true for your random white girl
but it IS true for petroleum engineers
According to the storyboard leak they get one of those ugly little yapping dogs, probably Peggy’s suggestion
Honestly I think he would but only because the other option was so much worse to him. I just can't see him voting for Biden or Harris
Earl has a husband
dang it peggy.
Supreme Court Justice Earl Warren?
You mean to tell me that the token black character, Earl and the the token gay character, also Earl?
Propane is certified: Halal
Personally I just find it an interesting question for someone like Hank given how he is with that sort of stuff.
I should have just checked the link in the description of that video. Jayden has an actual video of his attempt at Dale.
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It's not as good as what he did for the pony video, kind of high pitched and he's hitting that nasally tone too hard. But it's also old so the pony video shows he's gotten better at it.
aren't politics part of burger culture?
Asking the political affiliation of someone was considered rude for like 90% of the shows runtime
"Mad Dog's already got the black vote - Earl - and the gay vote - Earl."
Maybe. But not, like, modern conservative upset - more like mildly uncomfortable and then over it.
can you vote blank in the US? I could see him ragequit and vote for Ladybird a few time now thinking that it's an honest to god better option.
I'll be shocked if Kahn's new voice is half as good now. I think he's voiced by some SNL guy now.
not all the time no.
i've seen a lot of very pretty women with average joes with average jobs, and some even supporting fat ugly bums.
dunno how the latter happens, but it do.
Hank wouldn't vote for Trump. Not because of his policies but because he's a New Yorker that eats well done steak with ketchup.
so there are problems with Earl.....
There would be a situation where he needed to change a baby diaper and would be happy it was there
was considered rude
so all those popular political talk shows just didn't exist at that time in your reality? you think everyone of all walks of life and the political spectrum were holding hands and singing campfire songs before the modern culture war ramped up?
I just cross my fingers that "changed modern harlen" isn't codename for "make it fucking california 2.0 with hipsters and avocado all over the place"
Buck opened a new branch in Saudi Arabia because he heard they're loaded and gave Hank to role of running it
How would Hank feel about tampons in the men's bathroom?
hank aged really well compared to peggy i gotta say.
He'd vote for Cruz in the Primaries, but not sure how he goes in general
Also because of his policies. Hank likes immigrants, minorities and women.
Why are people saying it looks rigged? I don't see it.
tfw never going to hear Johnny Hardwick playing Dale ever again
I don't agree with that. Yes, they were virtue signaling but they did mean well. The comedy came from them ironically being bigoted in other ways, such as refusing to hire Mexicans to tend to their garden because that's demeaning to Mexicans. "It's whites only at the Goode house!".
At the same time, it wasn't like these recent conservative shows where they try to showcase liberalism/progressiveness as something terrible. Plenty of plots had them be in the right and convince others around them. An animal rights episode with them protecting a pig from being slaughtered as part of a high school football team tradition, along with a good toxic masculinity one where the dad felt emasculated after the lesbian neighbors didn't want his sperm for their child, but him using his softer masculine abilities in the end to solve the problem.
so all those popular political talk shows just didn't exist at that time in your reality?
Yeah because everyone invited people over to listen to a rousing speech from limbaugh, you could go to a backyard bbq without it
Looks like Nancy hooked back up with John Redcorn
Bobby specifically is a professional chef, being able to cook is a HUGE green flag for women.
Hopefully Toby Huss is passable.
I voted for Trump and so do I so I'm not really sure what you're getting at.
Hank is probably "trad republican" but just want to kick all candidate's ass. All that while still being horrified by modern leftism
Hates weak and cowardly men
He survived an assassination attempt and stood up with his fist in the air like a badass.
whoops. I guess Gracie isn't in the intro if she appears at all
Hank likes immigrants, minorities and women.
What about cartel members, gangbangers and 'women'
animation looks a bit rough, and this is just the intro
animation in the original intro was like that, too
lol
Hank in Saudi Arabia sounds fucking wild I hope we get nods to it.
"make it fucking california 2.0 with hipsters and avocado all over the place"
So modern Texas?
Only because a Texan didn't take the shot
I'm starting to think you guys NEED Hank to love Trump as much as you do.
I'm sure he'll respond with saying he had a razor blade or that the assassin purposely missed him by a centimeter so he can say it didn't count.
the Hills come back just to find the corpse of a black guy in the couch
well shit
*Austin
Not an argument. You would have shriveled and shit your pants.
This is what I'm saying. I don't know why people think that just because he wouldn't vote for Trump doesn't mean he would vote for the opposition, he'd still dislike them too.
Hank is a man of values first and "sides" second, he's more nuanced than actual real people because he thinks for himself and doesn't just act like a fucking sheep.
Allright this timeline is fucked, i remember toby huss dying years ago
because the thought of Hank fucking Hill moving to Saudi fucking Arabia is hilarious just as a concept
It wasn't intended to be an argument, I think it's funny you thought that was badass.
Nah I voted for him but I don't think Hank would have. I just think the joke is that he would've not voted for him because of something incredibly petty like the handshake episode.
I'm starting to think you guys NEED Hank to hate Trump as much as you do.
Hope they do at least one episode about it. Like him becoming a local celeb with his adds plastered in giant modern buildings and shit.
Personally, I think it'd be funnier if they never reveal it just to keep people talking about whether he voted for Trump or not.
My personal bid is no, but only cause Hank still remembers him as a Democrat, New Yorker, and a man who puts ketchup on his steak.
Hank has the unique characteristic of being a conservative that members of the left still lately approve of. This means the particularly vocal fans from each side raise a gigantic stink about the topic. King of the Hill hasn't shied away from the occasional political topic, the question most likely would've been brought up had the show still been airing at the time.
I feel like Saudi Arabia would've been topical in like 2005
NTA but that was pretty balsy after nearly getting shot in the fucking head.
BOGGLE
Hank hates everything and everyone involved with politics now
Nah mostly just curious. Hank would despise all choices presented either way.
they might do something like the hills moved to Montana after Peggy's parents passed away and the ranch is owned by Peggy's brothers while Lucky has a job working for them
Hank had exactly one interaction with a trans woman - "That lady at the DMV who's between genders"
Which isn’t an argument against the fact that it was badass. My point.
Hank would hate himself for abstaining and letting Biden win seeing that it affected the Propane and Gas industry, so he voting Trump again and seeing him almost getting killed may had changed his opinion, probably he began thinking more like cotton after looking how he rubbed into bobby.
Hope Luane is still happy and not too miserable.
Nancy leaves Dale for John Redcorn
This makes the episode where Dale has the opportunity to cheat with a wonan who actually likes him cruel in retrospect.
Barely distinguishable from original style and quality apart from the colors being a bit more saturated
IT'S HORRIBLE AND I HATE IT
How would you expect me to argue against your subjective belief that something is badass, you dumb faggot?
Meanwhile, Bobby is living his dream as a chef in Dallas
Dallas?
?sallaD
the only one of them who would truly vote for trump is Boomhauer
Hank wouldn't cause he is a man of honor and principal
Dale wouldn't cause he wouldn't trust anyone in big government
Bill would only to make friends and to belong to a group
Boomhauer being a womanizing texan ranger would be the most likely canidate who would truly vote for Trump
He is definitely not supportive of transpeople at least in the way lefties would define it. Remember when Peggy told them that that friend of hers was a male crossdresser. He mentally blanked it out because he didn't wanna deal with it.
I just think the joke is that he would've not voted for him because of something incredibly petty like the handshake episode.
I dont think there would be an episode and the viewers would have to speculate it forever because Trumps 2016 run had too much
I want energy production brought back to the US
Manufacturing too
for Hank to be able to turn down.
Subjective? Nah, that’s objectively badass. If facing your own death with zero fear and your fist in the air isn’t badass, then that word has no meaning.
damn, she has some thick eyebrows now
It just looks jankier, I don't know how to put it. That's why I don't like the new Beavis and Butthead but can enjoy it if I'm not looking at the screen half the time
It's a good picture, but surviving an assassination attempt and being in a picture shouldn't be your definition of strength unless you're wowed by shallow spectacle.
nta btw
the only one of them who would truly vote for trump is Boomhauer
Why? Boomhauer's probably the least overtly political member of the group. If anything, Bill would be suckered in by Trump's cult of personality or Dale would love the idea of a president as unhinged as he is. Hell, maybe Trump winning is what convinces Dale to get into politics in an "if he can do it, I can too" way
nice millennial buzzword buzzword
kys
The Texas Ranger twist was the dumbest thing ever and makes so much of the show make no sense. I really hope they just forget about it.
Watched the daily show all throughout high-school (Obama's first term). Libtards always thought their opposition was evil.
how long has Hank been gone in the good ol Saudi anyways? wouldn't he have missed the most recent one?
Seth MacFarlane using his Quagmire voice
tbf you do want most of them to die or go to prison or be forcefully deported or not have any rights
Hank moving to Saudi Arabia makes sense because the beef market is growing a lot there.
Same thing happened to Mikey in that Recess Reboot pitch.
being abroad a few years is a good way to have the familly smoothly learn a few things like internet and phones, just to keep in touch with their home.
I'm really not sure how Peggy survived more than a week there.
only the criminal ones.
hank is a texan who hates nafta and buys american-brands whenever he can
he'd love tariffs
right, an "assassination attempt"
Ladybird wasn't a small dog, she was a purebred Georgia Bloodhound. That breed actually is pretty short-lived for their size.
shut up Dale
maybe, but with no due process and no concern about the lack of due process, that doesn't actually mean anything to you people, does it?
I mean Peggy successfully uploaded photos of her feet to fetish websites in the early 2000s. She has to be at least a bit tech-savvy. Hank also didn't understand how Peggy turned the Internet off when he became addicted to Pro-pain.
shallow spectacle.
Again, facing your own mortality with no fear is not shallow and is objectively badass if that word has any meaning. You’re letting your TDS blind you if you believe anything else.
Bobby is just a fun and outgoing guy, that easily eclipses any issues over body weight. You'll find that women more so want a guy they can talk to than some dude who just looks pretty.
Hank would never vote democuck
you don't have to be overtly political to vote
Hank warms up to the little rat after it busts Bobby and Connie banging under Hank's roof.
dunno how the latter happens, but it do.
Some women are just fucked up. Some men are just that good. It's a mystery for sure.
The point being offered was that Trump was strong, and your point for Trump being strong is "he struck a pose after the shooter was already dead while absolutely surrounded by bodyguards ready to take a bullet for him."
Meanwhile, there's everything else. Him whining about everyone who doesn't like him and not letting him do what he likes on a daily basis. He's a bitch who got a photo op.
Anon Babble tourists are gonna make any discussion of the reboot insufferable arent they
4am ballot dumps are dangerous conspiracy theories
also trump dodged a bullet by centimeters that killed a guy behind him and that was all a conspiracy
Yeah but why Trump specifically? And why Boomhauer specifically?
look all I'm saying is we know basically the entire life story of every other presidential assassin, attempted or otherwise, but we still don't know anything about either Trump "assassin?" It doesn't add up.
A new era of Connie fanart is almost here...
gonna
they literally already have in this very thread
"Why on Earth would you vote for Trump?!"
"Man tell you h'what talk bout dang ol political camps choosin sides y'all runnin yellin over here like I dang ol principles gettin' muddied talk about not 2001 no more causin domino effect y'all don't even know got no dang ol voice 'less ya got just dang ol do it man just like that."
"Huh. Well I'll give ya that one."
gonna
future tense
That's just what THEY want you to think.
The man puts KETCHUP on STEAK for God's sake!
It's almost a shame that KotH is such a grounded show because that would be a hilarious opening scene for the reboot if when he comes back to Rainey St, Hank's neighbors come out to greet him and Quagmire comes out of Dale's house wearing Dale's clothes trying to play it off like it's normal before having to admit Dale's role needed to be recast and he thought he could get into a better show if he got to become Dale.
The the real Dale recast shows up and chases Quagmire off.
"he struck a pose after the shooter was already dead while absolutely surrounded by bodyguards ready to take a bullet for him."
Nobody knew if the shooter was dead or if there were multiple shooters in that moment.
Again. He faced his own mortality without fear and his fist in the air. You can’t spin that as anything but a show of courage and strength, sorry.
Called it.
Considering she still looked pretty happy in Peggy's bad end imagination I think she'll be alright.
huge coward and whiny bitch at all other times
inexplicably brave and hits a picture perfect pose right after getting shot at
yeah ok
Anon Babble thinks this was cool and not fake
I bet you think trump won the popular vore
Of all the ships of that era that could have possibly ended up canon, I didn't think it'd be that one. It's kind of bizarre, almost.
If he was without fear he wouldn't be draped in women ready to die for him, and if he had any concept of courage he wouldn't constantly being reported by his staff to be shittalking servicemen and using memorial day speeches to shittalk his enemies instead. Total bitch.
gonna
he literally did.
also
vore
Oh so NOW you're a conspiracy theorist after years of denying anything funky going on with the ballot drops or covid. What a tool.
It looks and sounds shit. My optimism and smile - gone.
three times
dangerous conspiracy theorists spreading misinformation
You hate to see it.
Hank in Saudi Arabia is a funnier concept than him being back
it does and you're retarded,
secret service exists therefore Trump is a pussy
I bet you think trump won the popular vore
Oh so there was no cheating in 2020 but because your candidate lost suddenly you think there was foul play.
No matter how they answer the question of Hank's current social and political leanings, discussion on Anon Babble will be impossible.
the thing that happened on camera didn’t happen
the thing that some random said happened did happen
Utterly deranged.
If it did, you wouldn't be handwaving a lack of due process.
Makes sense if that universes version was also caught up with cheating on his wife with a whore and having veterans assaulted at Arlington national cemetery just to get a photo
My guess is that Hank moved away for a while but kept ownership of the house and just rented it out, with the full intention of moving back one day.
he liked her because she was the governor of his state
it's like how he liked Jimmy Carter just for being president
And the millions of times he's shown he's a petty, cowardly bitch don't count because he got an epic photo op, right? If Joseph R Brandon got shat at and struck a pose and Trump didn't you'd go "damn he's strong and cool"
this conspiracy theory stuff just reminds me of how the "super secret JFK assassination files" just ended up being "yeah we don't know either, pls stop asking"
Forget about Hank supporting or not supporting Trump (I think he would completely hate Trump's character and policies but idc that feels so obvious.)
The real question; is Bobby a Bernie Bro or not? Bobby is of the age to be and he's always seemed to have a penchant for liking old jews in the old show. I think there could be some fun friction there with Bobby being a Bernie supporter while Hank is uncomfortable about the fact that he's from New York and promises a lot.
They were hinting that they would get back together near the end of the original series.
he'd vote in the 3rd one after seeing the near assassination
silly anon, only Russia has the power to steal elections, domestic political machines ALWAYS play by the rules
Bobby would vote for the KOTH equivalent of Vermin Supreme because it's funny.
the attempted killer looked exactly like the “chud”
trump proved himself to be more brave than any of his critics
This moment broke what was left of /leftypol/‘s mind.
I don't wanna hear lefties bitch about the right being conspiracy theorists when they suddenly flip and put on tin foil hats when it's the opposite team.
I don't think anyone thinks that's as amazing and impressive as you do, anon
he's also friends with alex jones
but what about times when he wasn’t facing his own death??
What about them? He showed his true character, which is far greater than anything you’ll ever be (or really any other living politician).
I always found relation started in childhood super creepy. People meet other people in their life. They didn't even study together or anything
NTA and I don't really believe it but it is is completely within Trump's MO to accuse you of cheating and then aggressively try to cheat. He tried to convince officials to hand him the election when courts weren't hearing it in 2020.
I mean shit we've seen it over and over again, whenever it looks like he COULD lose he starts calling cheats pre-emptively, and then he calls it off if he wins. He did it in in the Republican Primary back when and he did it in 2024 up until he started winning. He's such a bitch.
This is my Anon Babble talking but I’d love to see them inexplicably get Jim Cornette in an episode. The guy already sounds like a cartoon
a single second of the greatest gift a politician could ever receive cancels out literal decades of being a whiny little bitch
Your next line is "Trump's tarrifs will usher in a new Golden Age for America!"
It's actually kind of amazing actually.
feel close connection to Bobby in middle school when show is originally on because he's crushing on a cute Asian girl just like I am in my class
20 years later
I start dating a cute Asian girl from college
Bobby is back with a cute Asian girl
Dang, life is strange
Hank is the conservative most conservatives want to believe they're like. The problem there is that for all his ideals at his core Hank loves Peggy and Hank loves Bobby and Hank does not want to ever be Cotton.
Which means Hank will never make a choice that makes Bobby or Peggy hate him without a good chance of walking it back. Which means everyone is biting their nails on what political stances Bobby and Peggy will have since Hank Hill would love his son even if he was gay even if he had to chew on it for a while and that's a bridge many conservatives can't cross.
The current generational divide is earnestly going to make or break this show because Hank is a conservative but he'll put his family before his discomfort every time so he's going to be called "Woke"
Is it rewarding to farm attention by deepthroating a pathetic geriatric that makes people upset?
I WAS LISTENING
suddenly flip
Did you miss 2016/2017 when all you would hear from them is that Trump worked with Russia to steal the election? They were always the conspiracy schizos.
Hes a conservative from back when literally everyone was a racist sexist fascist
it also ended on a time where you literally voted in a mulatto because he wasn't white
Make Arlen Gribble'd Again
Slap in some joke where Dale talks about his ancient ancestors that were indian and alien scurried up and down these hills for centuries or some shit
If something around 20 million votes show up for 2020 and only for 2020 and not for any other election before or after I don't think Trump is the one cheating.
look at his fat rump he definitely vored more people than hillary and biden put together
childhood friend romances are the best romances
he does when the other option is a woman who's blood type is boxed wine
you literally voted in a mulatto because he wasn't white
When 50% of the country doesnt vote, guaranteeing that 15% of the country will vote for you is huge
b-but I’m upset by his mean words on twitter!!
Weird admission, but we already know you’re a coward with no character, which is why you project it onto others.
If anything that strengthens my point. The left only thinks conspiracies are bullshit when it's not them making them up.
gay sex outta nowhere
Hi Destiny.
John Redcorn would definitely be disgusted
As we know there was nothing unusual about the circumstances behind 2020 that could have resulted in more people being politically engaged and aware than usual.
But sure, they just successfully cheated super hard, got away with it in every court that heard the case, and then didn't do it again when the stakes were obviously much higher. That makes perfect sense.
for being a filthy commie
I just want to see Hank selling the latest propane camel size grill in full english with bad arab dubbing all over it.
As we know there was nothing unusual about the circumstances behind 2020 that could have resulted in more people being politically engaged and aware than usual.
Yes and then they suddenly all vanished straight after with no carrover. Sure.
Literally who? You're the one doing it for free.
Bill would vote for anything to find a group to fit in with
hell, he probably support BLM and Antifa if it mean he could get some new friends
trump’s a little bitch, not like me! he’s not brave at all an- EEK! IS THAT A MICROAGGRESSION ON TWITTER???
What are the best seasons to watch? I don't have time for all 13.
support BLM and Antifa
or even Stop Asian Hate
Peggy would lose her mind worse than when Francine was in Saudi Arabia
trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
but what about musk?
You’re the one thinking about gay sex with old men for free, yes.
seasons 3-8 are my personal favorite seasons
You say that like Trump isn't a year away from using adult diapies.
liberal and left voters absolutely hated this election. Lefties were mad about palestine. Most liberals and moderates were underwhelmed with Biden. The big senate win from 2020 amounted to nothing at all. I knew a ton of people that just didn't give a shit anymore, yeah.
God I'm so happy we're over that time period where even fucking TV show characters had to mask up. Shit was depressing.
fat father syndrome
got away with it in every court that heard the case
You cant sue for this, the election hasnt happened yet so theres no damages to sue over
You cant sue now, theres an election going on, its undue stress on the system
You cant sue now, the election happened and theres no process to remediate the situation if we find anything
woops sorry you didnt ever have standing guess we wont even hit evidentiary stages good luck in 2024 Im sure those 15 million democrats that suddenly appeared will disappear again though kthxbai
do you really think people only stopped being racist and sexist after the year 2000?
did Peggy and Francine meet during the Depeche Mode concert in 84? No, I'm thinking of Lois who met Francine
If the shoe fits. I would expect you to call me the same if I were singing Biden's strength and praises. Even ironically shilling for a politician like that is gay as shit.
Hank would absolutely despise Musk and follow through on threats to kick his ass.
before 1992
He'd write in jeb for all 3 elections
yeah? w-well.. he’s old!
Weird non-sequitur. Also I didn’t know that being old is suddenly disqualifying.
Everyone hates musk including trump
you guys sure seemed to think so when it was the other old guy
3 to 5 is peak, but 1 to 7 is what I would call "classic" KotH.
Hank would not fucking vote for Trump. That would go against his whole character and I'm not looking forward to the discourse about who he voted for.
Because he finally got promoted to be manager after Buck died of a cocaine induced episode
Get used to ‘em Hank
If the shoe fits. Agreed. Which is why you’re gay for thinking about gay sex with old men apropos of nothing.
hank couldn't grasp the idea of a drag queen
he'd have a stroke trying to comprehend the modern gender bullshit
The hand carrying the sign is tweened garbage
I know it a small thing, but it still disappoints me.
I miss when we could talk about cartoons.
the show turns to shit around the end of season 3, after that each season just gets worse and worse and worse. by the time of season 13 the show is unwatchable.
how can you "look forward" to something that's literally happening right this second
noooooo the proof is obvious it was just legal shit that stopped it from being revealed and they didn't do it again despite the obvious success and mutually less votes than 2020 on both sides because... they just didn't!!
Ban americans
that Whitest Kids You Know sketch about Oswald and LBJ arguing about bullet trajectory from the book despository
JFK also getting annoyed with Jackie in the back of the limo
the two end up have an American Tail style distant duet with each other about how they'd rather be anywhere but Dallas right no-
*BANG*
Oswald: Wha? Somebody *else* shot him!
LBJ:[*looking out the window*].....better run, boy.
Democrats went hard Left
thinks identity politics is 'Hard Left'
youre all faggots and should kill yourselves
Probably because he was falling apart and couldn’t string a sentence together.
And you sure seemed to think it wasn’t disqualifying until 2 minutes ago.
I mean being gay is a lot more respectable than being someone who, I'll say again, sucks off someone like that for free. Even ironically. Even if you're paid to do it.
Because I didn't see 1 minute of footage where he wasn't stumbling over his words or had obvious cuts his entire term. Say what you want about Trump being old but he can talk for at least a minute straight.
You can be mad about it all you want but this is the kind of thing people care about.
The prime difference between Hank and modern Conservatives is that none of his Conservatism stems from hate. It's all either fear or discomfort with new ideas/experiences. There are things about the way other people live their lives that he doesn't understand or like but, whenever he's actually confronted with people who are different from him but still fundamentally good, he gradually learns to accept them for who they are and moves past his prejudices. There's no reason for him to ally with Trump or MAGA, who openly root themselves in hate.
AmeriGOD series
So true.
If literally everyone was racist and sexist before then, how did women's suffrage or the civil rights movement work?
i only care about talking about king of the hill in the king of the hill thread, take this shit to Anon Babble or Anon Babble or whatever shit board you came from
ok but who did John Redcorn vote for?
So how do we feel about the hills having moved to Saudi Arabia before moving back
no he fucking can't lmao, he can't keep a train of thought for more than 10 seconds before wandering off to ramble about something entirely unrelated. His brain is made of swiss cheese.
b-but my fantasy
Yeah.. not sure why you keep bringing it up. We get it, you love thinking about old men getting sucked off:
He wrote in Obama
cause i said who would've truly voted for trump, as in vote for him without any other outside factor
Bill would vote for Trump, but not because he truly believes in Trump, just cause he probably want some MAGA pussy
Dale don't vote, but now on second thought, he probably would support him
Hank is a man of principal, even if there's alot of trump policy he agrees with, he probably won't vote for trump cause of the content of Trump's character, plus Trump likes his steak well done.
while Boomhauer, who isn't overtly political or anything, i feel like would be the only one who would vote for Trump, cause trump is a law and order candidate. since Boomhauer is also a texan ranger.
Peggy was only the model, she wasn't running the website herself
you will never be japanese
even if there's alot of trump policy he agrees with
what policies of trumps would he actually agree with?
Yes he can, you’re simply wrong. It’s why he’s not afraid of giving long, unscripted speeches or going on Joe Rogan.
Hank became a radical Muslim during his time in Saudi Arabia and returns to Arlen to transform it into a Sharia State.
Listen, I'm not the one making your decisions. I'm not the one who decides the way they're going to feel power over someone else today is by calling some weird fat old the image of power and manliness.
Like in the ending to the first SpongeBob movie
Obviously Obama and definitely, definitely not Trump
That's exactly what I was thinking
I don't think Hank would "throw his vote away"
Hank just wants to grill for Gods sake
I think it is extremely funny and I look forward to Peggy offensively trying to recreate Arabic culture and peppering random mangled Arabic into her speech while Hank is able to speak fluent Arabic and actually grew very fond of Arabic culture.
Muslim Hank Hill would be an insane plot twist
The Anon Babblemblr meme is real
please fuck off to Anon Babble immediately and never come back here ever again
Hank would vote against Trump because he respects rules and regulations too much to go along with him.
weird
fat
old
Have nothing to do with being badass in the face of your own death.
Good job making a post without bringing up your gay sex fantasy, tho.
Is it based on anything particular?
actually grew very fond of Arabic culture.
Watch as the gang is horrified when hank eats homemade hummus out in the alley
Bobby would probably be a libertarian long before he drinks the commie koolaid
he already proved he gets along well with stoners
Bobby would 100% have trooned out, this reboot is shit for not being true to the character.
biggest one would probably be reworking Nafta
and second one that i can think of is trump wanting to boost domestic energy production
Who did Cotton vote for, though?
Why yes, we need to ban people like yourself first
and he would have married Bill
You joke but freshly made hummus is a actual gift from God on high
Ronald Reagan in hell
Andrew Jackson
And I don't think he'd vote trump
Well, he’s dead.
So Biden.
Official YouTube description of the opening
Since he's dead and burning in hell, Richard Nixon
he be force to vote for Tojo in hell
And said fat old man getting a free publicity stunt dumped into his lap has nothing to do with you deciding to worship him as a hobby. There are certainly other ways you could get attention from people that wouldn't involve being so gay about it!
imagine him just getting super annoying to Kahn about that.
Thread begins with most anons agreeing that Hank wouldn't vote for Trump or at least regret it
Suddenly, mid-thread, the red jews sympathizers (trumpies) burst out of nowhere bitching and moaning
Ruins the thread completely
Every time.
it broke my brain when i realized the chud phenotype is just jewish features and bad genetics.
Hank becomes the one getting his friends to try "weird" new food
grills an entire goat somehow
Oops, you went back to your old fantasy again. Your streak is now 1.
Southerners and Saudis are kindred people separated by geography and religion.
which jews?
isn't King of the Hill about a conservative working class man anyway?
Your reality, you mean.
we brought up trump first, but the thread got derailed because you disagreed with us!!
Fucking kike.
nothing unusual at all
ballots suddenly counted at 2 AM
accepting "mail in votes" without any postage
counting places closed to one political side
entire districts illegally changed voting rules and only changed them back after months of fighting it out in the courts
I don't how people think Hank wouldn't be the biggest NeoCon on the face of the Earth. He'd be one of those cuckservatives that'd call for the deaths of anyone in the vicinity of Jan 6 and praise that kid who got groomed to try and take out Trump.
will the continuation feature Hank's new friend George Liquor?
In your mind, gay fetishist.
but then regrets it after seeing how he operates and begrudgingly goes over to the Democrats.
You guys are fucking retarded.
He'd just end up voting for another Republican like Nikki Haley or some shit.
he'd turn around on him for bringing his company to texas
I think given the options, he’d prefer the rules and order of neoliberalism than the alternative
Do Americans really go out and drank beers with new neighbors?
It's pretty amusing how the thread went from "Yeah, Hank wouldn't vote for Trump" for various reasons to a sudden rush of "FUCKING Anon BabbleMBLR TRANNIES TRUMP IS BASED HANK IS LITERALLY ME HE WOULD SO VOTE FOR TRUMP COPE SEETHE"
KOTH didn't even have amazing animation but I know this will somehow manage to look a thousand times worse.
Shut the fuck up americunt
See
Hank has an episode with a recipe soaking lamb/goat in olive oil, vinegar, med herbs and lemon then grilling them on a kebab
Finds out the recipe is called "Spiedies" in New York and some regions claim them as a personal invention
I dont think the koth writers have enough people from upstate NY left to write this joke
There is literally no universe in which Hank would tolerate Musk
John K. was blacklisted by the media by the bitch Robyn Byrd, who by the way also contributed to the failed Ren & Stimpy reboot, so no that continued Hank Hill/George Liquor lore is never gonna happen
Muslim Hank sounds really fucking funny
Considering how hard you jumped on and obsessed over a pretty colloquial term for giving someone undue praise, I dunno if that's me.
not that anon, but KoTH is AmeriGOD series
Hank would support Vivek Ramaswamy
Actually, people were a lot less homophobic when gay marriage was banned!
You're right, but not for the reasons you think.
We smoke weed now
Why not jeb
There were literally episodes of the show with LGBT people portrayed in a positive, non-offensive light you dumb secondary
huh, so the Anon Babblemblr thing was true, tought it was just Anon Babble being retarded again.
that boy ain't halal
please clap
he'd make some speach about how he doesn't vote for the government that stole what was once his people's
then get into his jeep with another man's wife
I may have a gay fetish for old men that I repeatedly brought up, but you noticed it!!
Wanna try again, gay fetishist?
Hank would hate Indians like any normal person
there isn't a chance in hell
Hank's idea of indians would be purely the Apu stereotype and call center guys.
I said said you were sucking him off because you were sucking him off, calling a guy who is very whiny and pathetic most of the time the strongest man in politics. Sure, I leaned into it because you pointed it out, but you've really run with it.
If Hank's written properly he doesn't like Trump for reasons already specified, If he didn't have a serious crisis of politics the first time he definitely wouldn't vote for him the second time.
But he's not going to be spending every single moment of every single day saying "fuck trump" like say Peggy would probably do. He's just going to groan or block it out and move on with his day.
He would just try to ignore Trump as best he can and dream of a better Republican candidate once Trump leaves.
Better than a new Yorker who puts ketchup on well done steak
stop subsidizing other countries
tariffs
big, beautiful wall
bringing energy production back
bringing manufacturing back
deporting illegals
tax cuts
take your pick
dude weed lmao
If he had problems voting for George, why would he vote for his even more limp dickes brother?
Didn’t read past the first five words because it was clear you were bringing up your gay fetish again.
Wanna try again, gay fetishist?
Current streak for posts without inserting your gay old men fetish: 1
So the reboot is confirmed for being one of those things you simply cannot ever discuss on Anon Babble, huh?
Very obsessed.
That's just how Anon Babble post 2016 is, anon. You mention trannies and everybody says "TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES TRANNIES!!!". You say Trump and everybody starts making loud wet noises. Just learn how to filter out the most common buzzwords used here. It keeps bots and schizos away.
I mean, what CAN you discuss on Anon Babble?
this thread has gone too far honestly
With what? I need to know if this counts as a post without gay sex mentioned if I’m going to add it to your scorecard.
It's bump limit anyway
How great trump is
it'll be over soon, at least
I know he wouldn't vote Biden/Harris
Hold up... is the thing with Black Hank (Blank?) some kind of... propane salesman exchange program?
and he'd still vote for him the 3rd time
he'd stand in the voting booth agonzing over the consequences of not voting for President for so long that a worker would ask him to move along and he'd just hastily write in Ladybird to avoid making a scene.
Politics, racism, sexism or trannies. That's it.
Not really, I just correctly identify a badass when I see one.
Current streak for posts without inserting your gay old men fetish: 2
Good job, anon. Keep it up.
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
Mine couldn't compare to yours, sadly. the ctrl+f "gay" proportion is completely out of wack.
Hank would be all in on Jeb in 2016 until he sees how shit he is in the debates
Nothing, someone might disagree with you and thats enough to chase off certain people
Which is why he'd write in jeb
Oops, back to zero.
Current streak for posts without inserting your gay old men fetish: 2
we're delegating to some guy in Saudi Arabia
that guy is you
also we're giving your job and house to a guy coming here...from Saudi Arabia
actual answer: he'd reluctantly vote for Trump the first time, not be terribly pleased with his choice, then become personally offended by Trump attacking mail-in voters (which he would be in Saudi Arabia) and not vote for him again.
Interestingly enough, Universal was THIS close to making a Blues Brothers animated show, but it was never made following the box office failure and negative critical reception to the 1998 sequel BB2K. Fun fact, Billy & Mandy creator Maxwell Atoms allegedly worked on the show before Universal pull the plug on it
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Can't even reply to the right post
Retard
I could see him going for Ted Cruz at least, Trump 2020 just for being the incumbent, and then write in for Nikki Haley in 2024.
As someone who lives in rural Texas, I do think Hank voted for Trump. In my city, Trump won about 73% of the votes in the 2024 election.
It’s an American show. A black guy as a main character is a given
*pulled
sorry for my ESL there
See, I can't beat you. You haven't even gone one without bringing up yours.
You alright, gay fetishist? That’s the correct post.
“Yours” means your gay fetish in this context.
Wanna try again, gay fetishist?
Current streak for posts without inserting your gay old men fetish: 2
In risk of having this thread getting deleted due to people sperging over politics, what would the reboot contain? Boomhauer get ipad
Who fucking cares about who voted for what
So he wouldn’t vote for Trump then?
amen
Oh he'll die before he gets to 3
Dale get ipad
I think he would pledge to never vote for Trump after January 6th, only to rally behind him after the failed assassination attempt.
Americans love being slaves to politics
who knows
Maybe Bill gets a cell phone. Has Dale ever owned a bear?
feel like the Blues Brothers Movie should have happened after the first movie, everyone that Cameo in the movie would have been on board especially Cab Callawey would have jumped at the opportunity re-record all his songs from Betty Boop
Minnie the Moocher
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Saint James Infirmary
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Old Man of the Mountain
feel like the Blues Brothers Movie should have happened after the first movie.
I mean cartoon
Hank would vote for me :)
people still think this was real
Trump voter here.
Hank would HATE Trump because he's a New Yorker and he likes steak well done with ketchup.
I just said Blues Brothers cartoon
Oh, do you have some unique insider information to prove it wasn’t? Please, do tell.
more brave
lmao
after the shot he hid on the floor for like 3 minutes with a pile of body gaurds on top of him
AFTER he got the "all clear" he stood up for 2 seconds for the photoshoot
he followed procedure!!
Straw status? Grasped.
Sorry he showed you what a man looks like and it was this traumatizing for you.
First three are gold
Leftists lost this thread harder than they’ll lose the 2028 election lol
I'm sure you'll make every KOTH thread from now on just as insufferable and claim victory just as the thread's about to fall off the board
Implying any Republican will win next time with all the retarded decisions Trump's making
Kek
Only way the left can win is if they do covid 2 and run a white man again. I only say white man because any nonwhite man will have enough skeletons in the closet about speeches or posts that are blatantly anti white.